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Tweak says, "Leave your boyfriend for him."

Peter Jason Quill (starlords) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-07-23 11:35:00

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Alright, I don't know what kind of insane shit got Knowhere cursed, but we've got a sudden influx of garden gnomes. Yeah, you read that right: garden gnomes.

And this isn't like "oh, some asshole planted little bearded dude statues around the place for a joke." No. These things are alive and causing as much fucking chaos as they can. They've got weapons, and they yell a lot of vulgar shit in heavy English accents, and they don't go down unless you basically kill them - then they turn into statues again.

Anyway, the six of us are up to our asses in a sea of vindictive garden gnomes over here for some reason, so if anyone wants to get some anger out, head our way. We're trying to figure out if there's some kind of magical beacon or trigger or something right now, so anyone with a head for that kind of thing would be great too.

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	starlords 2024-07-23 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elitewarrior 2024-07-23 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Because a guardian gnome who curses at unexpected guests is perfect, and I'm not a king here so I don't have to be polite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starlords 2024-07-23 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think they're permanently alive since they turn into statues as soon as they get shot or stabbed right, but I could be wrong. You want a magical cursing gnome, it's yours. Take sixteen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elitewarrior 2024-07-23 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	I'm taking a statue and hoping it comes back to life but even if not, knowing what it was would still be fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starlords 2024-07-23 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, whatever you're into, Your Majesty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elitewarrior 2024-07-23 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. Anyway, I'm on my way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starlords 2024-07-23 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	We'll take the extra hands, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spacesoldier 2024-07-23 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	I know you're ancient, but don't turn into an old garden gnome lady (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elitewarrior 2024-07-23 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	As in don't turn into a statue or don't have a truly bizarre collection on my front lawn? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spacesoldier 2024-07-23 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Both, but I was going for the latter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elitewarrior 2024-07-23 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'll try not to, babe. Just one gnome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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