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Peter Jason Quill ([info]starlords) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2024-07-23 11:35:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, critical role: chetney pock o'pea, critical role: orym, marvel: carol danvers, marvel: gamora, marvel: nebula, marvel: peter quill, marvel: rocket raccoon, marvel: valkyrie, motu: marlena

Alright, I don't know what kind of insane shit got Knowhere cursed, but we've got a sudden influx of garden gnomes. Yeah, you read that right: garden gnomes.

And this isn't like "oh, some asshole planted little bearded dude statues around the place for a joke." No. These things are alive and causing as much fucking chaos as they can. They've got weapons, and they yell a lot of vulgar shit in heavy English accents, and they don't go down unless you basically kill them - then they turn into statues again.

Anyway, the six of us are up to our asses in a sea of vindictive garden gnomes over here for some reason, so if anyone wants to get some anger out, head our way. We're trying to figure out if there's some kind of magical beacon or trigger or something right now, so anyone with a head for that kind of thing would be great too.



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[info]elitewarrior
2024-07-23 03:41 pm UTC (link)
I'm coming to join you but I'm not sure which side of the fight I'll be on. This sounds hilarious.

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Just don't whack us with your crazy sword.

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[info]elitewarrior
2024-07-23 03:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to see if I can convince one to come live at my cottage.

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 03:47 pm UTC (link)
Why?

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(no subject) - [info]elitewarrior, 2024-07-23 03:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 03:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elitewarrior, 2024-07-23 04:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elitewarrior, 2024-07-23 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 05:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spacesoldier, 2024-07-23 04:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elitewarrior, 2024-07-23 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spacesoldier, 2024-07-23 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elitewarrior, 2024-07-23 05:18 pm UTC

[info]mincing
2024-07-23 03:53 pm UTC (link)
I WILL FASHION A NECKLACE FROM THEIR HEADS

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like a seriously ugly necklace, Nebs.

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[info]mincing
2024-07-23 03:57 pm UTC (link)
It will serve as a warning to all who attempt to steal my morning refreshment.

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 03:59 pm UTC (link)
It'll serve as a warning for a whole lot of other shit too. Not sure most people are going to approach the crazy person with gnome heads strung around her neck.



I wonder if they'd be statue heads or live heads.

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(no subject) - [info]mincing, 2024-07-23 04:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mincing, 2024-07-23 04:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mincing, 2024-07-23 04:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mincing, 2024-07-23 04:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mincing, 2024-07-23 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mincing, 2024-07-23 04:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:41 pm UTC

[info]soulstoned
2024-07-23 03:56 pm UTC (link)
I just want peace.

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Not sure that's a thing for us, babe.

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[info]soulstoned
2024-07-23 04:19 pm UTC (link)
What about an uninterrupted nap?

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Like right now?

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(no subject) - [info]soulstoned, 2024-07-23 04:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soulstoned, 2024-07-23 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soulstoned, 2024-07-23 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soulstoned, 2024-07-23 04:57 pm UTC
starmora. - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:59 pm UTC
starmora. - [info]soulstoned, 2024-07-23 05:01 pm UTC
starmora. - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 05:02 pm UTC
starmora. - [info]soulstoned, 2024-07-23 05:04 pm UTC
starmora. - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 05:07 pm UTC
starmora. - [info]soulstoned, 2024-07-23 05:10 pm UTC
starmora. - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 05:12 pm UTC
starmora. - [info]soulstoned, 2024-07-23 05:14 pm UTC
starmora. - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 05:17 pm UTC
starmora. - [info]soulstoned, 2024-07-23 05:18 pm UTC
starmora. - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 05:23 pm UTC

[info]rocketscience
2024-07-23 04:00 pm UTC (link)
whadduya wanna bet it's GROOT'S fault? not that I'm MAD about it. this is the most fun I've had all week.

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 04:12 pm UTC (link)
How could it be Groot's fault?

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[info]rocketscience
2024-07-23 04:23 pm UTC (link)
he hates those little freaks. says they're racist against TREES. I told him they don't TALK and he said, and I quote, "they don't talk to YOU".

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Shit, it IS Groot's fault. What did he do to them??

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(no subject) - [info]rocketscience, 2024-07-23 04:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rocketscience, 2024-07-23 04:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 04:51 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 08:35 pm UTC

[info]queenmarlena
2024-07-23 04:34 pm UTC (link)
There's a horror movie like this, I believe. 'Night of the Gnomes.'

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 04:38 pm UTC (link)
Seriously? Never heard of it.

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[info]queenmarlena
2024-07-23 04:55 pm UTC (link)
Garden gnomes hate humans and go on a murderous rampage.


Not a stereotype by any means - would hate to offend them - but that is overall the plot of the movie.

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 04:56 pm UTC (link)
That sounds about right here. Apparently Groot might have done something to piss them off, but even stabbing the shit out of them isn't stopping the droves.

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(no subject) - [info]queenmarlena, 2024-07-23 05:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenmarlena, 2024-07-23 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenmarlena, 2024-07-30 01:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-30 02:17 pm UTC

[info]littlemoon
2024-07-23 05:32 pm UTC (link)
Given how temperamental fierce the gnome I live with can be, I can imagine these are formidable if they're anything alike.

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 05:33 pm UTC (link)
They can jump pretty damn high when they want to, I'll say that. I don't know if this is normally how they are, though, or if there's some sort of trigger switch that got flipped.

This place is fucking wild, Orym.

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[info]littlemoon
2024-07-23 05:40 pm UTC (link)
They sound like real shits. I can make my way over and lend a hand, if you guys still need it.

Oh, but you can say that again.

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[info]starlords
2024-07-23 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, man, we'll take it. Why not toss a few extras into the chaos, right?

Here I thought it was calming down after all the portal jumps, but that moon thing and now this? Maybe it's some weird aftereffect somehow.

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(no subject) - [info]littlemoon, 2024-07-23 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 08:34 pm UTC

[info]respectthealpha
2024-07-23 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I'll go play diplomat. More of a forest gnome than a garden one, but I'm betting we speak the same lingo.

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(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 05:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]respectthealpha, 2024-07-23 08:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starlords, 2024-07-23 08:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]respectthealpha, 2024-07-23 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elitewarrior, 2024-07-23 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]respectthealpha, 2024-07-23 08:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elitewarrior, 2024-07-23 08:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]respectthealpha, 2024-07-23 10:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elitewarrior, 2024-07-24 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]respectthealpha, 2024-07-24 11:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elitewarrior, 2024-07-25 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]respectthealpha, 2024-07-26 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elitewarrior, 2024-07-26 04:11 am UTC


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