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Kir ([info]talon_to) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2024-06-06 10:12:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, critical role: kir agrupnin, fantasy high: adaine abernant, the raven cycle: adam parrish, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: sam wilson

HELLO PLEASE ATTENTION

If you see this cowplant with cake DO NOT APPROACH. It is my observation that this cake is a LIE meant to LURE you in before it SWALLOWS you.

My dad (Essek Dad not Caleb Dad, Dads, should we consider different names? I do not know what they would be but perhaps to spare confusion? This can be a discussion for later) has firsthand experience on this and he is one of the best wizards in all of Vallo so I am telling you all this as a matter of public safety.

Do NOT approach the cake.

The cake is a LIE.

You will be SWALLOWED.

and your child will be very scared I observe I need to carry more weapons


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[info]alteridem
2024-06-06 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Be glad he just needed showers. Could've been acidic in there to break down its food.

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-06 09:42 pm UTC (link)








Oh, no, that would have been very bad.

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[info]alteridem
2024-06-07 12:14 am UTC (link)
See, so everything's pretty good. Thanks for letting us know what to watch out for.

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-07 12:23 am UTC (link)
Can you make me a weapon?

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[info]alteridem
2024-06-07 12:47 am UTC (link)
Uhhh. Maybe. I can make you something.

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-07 12:48 am UTC (link)
A something that is LIKE a weapon?

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[info]alteridem
2024-06-07 01:02 am UTC (link)
A something that will help you if you get into a situation like this again. That may or may not be a weapon. I gotta fucking think about it.

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-07 01:33 am UTC (link)
Okay, yes, that is a fair way to think about it. Thank you for your consideration! You have many things to do and I appreciate it.

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[info]alteridem
2024-06-07 01:48 am UTC (link)
I can always make time for you, kid. But I also think you should talk to your dads about how your feeling. That's what they're there for. The good ones anyw

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-07 02:38 am UTC (link)
I do. They are very good listeners! And the best wizards! But when they get in trouble, they need help and I want to be the help! And it is hard to be small sometimes.

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[info]tamquam
2024-06-07 12:31 am UTC (link)
You're going to need to make him a weapon.

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[info]alteridem
2024-06-07 12:49 am UTC (link)
Ok, criminal. You got any ideas or is that all on me too?

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[info]tamquam
2024-06-07 12:54 am UTC (link)
I don't want to infringe on your creativity. If you get a big picture idea, you know I'm good to help with the details. And not get you in trouble with his dads.

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[info]alteridem
2024-06-07 01:06 am UTC (link)
Eh I'm not worried about that. They're soft and it's not like I'm gonna hand the kid a flamethrower.

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[info]bendreality
2024-06-07 01:08 am UTC (link)
Do not give any of my children a flamethrower.

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[info]alteridem
2024-06-07 01:13 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't. That's my point!

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[info]tamquam
2024-06-07 01:12 am UTC (link)
I know you wouldn't. You should probably start considering what you would hand to Nora in this scenario.

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[info]alteridem
2024-06-07 01:16 am UTC (link)
Yeah that's what I'm thinking about. And what would give her confidence and the ability to help without putting her in more fucking danger.

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[info]tamquam
2024-06-07 01:45 am UTC (link)
You're already ten steps ahead of most people, then.

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[info]alteridem
2024-06-07 01:49 am UTC (link)
Uh huh. Don't blow smoke up my ass.

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[info]tamquam
2024-06-07 01:52 am UTC (link)
You know I wouldn't bullshit you. I mean it.

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[info]alteridem
2024-06-07 02:21 am UTC (link)
You're biased but I'll take it. What are you doing right now? Wanna go for a walk?

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[info]tamquam
2024-06-07 04:35 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I'll go with you. Only if you let me finish this bookkeeping in bed later.

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