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Kir ([info]talon_to) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2024-06-06 10:12:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, critical role: kir agrupnin, fantasy high: adaine abernant, the raven cycle: adam parrish, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: sam wilson

HELLO PLEASE ATTENTION

If you see this cowplant with cake DO NOT APPROACH. It is my observation that this cake is a LIE meant to LURE you in before it SWALLOWS you.

My dad (Essek Dad not Caleb Dad, Dads, should we consider different names? I do not know what they would be but perhaps to spare confusion? This can be a discussion for later) has firsthand experience on this and he is one of the best wizards in all of Vallo so I am telling you all this as a matter of public safety.

Do NOT approach the cake.

The cake is a LIE.

You will be SWALLOWED.

and your child will be very scared I observe I need to carry more weapons


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[info]tamquam
2024-06-06 04:32 pm UTC (link)
Are you saying Essek is still swallowed by a plant that looks like a cow?

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-06 04:40 pm UTC (link)
He WAS swallowed like a plant that has a cow HEAD.

See. A plant stem, a cow head, a cake tongue.

It is very odd, I know.

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[info]tamquam
2024-06-06 05:34 pm UTC (link)
That's [...] interesting.

All right, well, is he okay? After being regurgitated?

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-06 05:36 pm UTC (link)
He took many showers and said words he would NOT want me or Kiri to repeat. And then I brought him tea and a cat.

Do you think Ronan would make me a weapon?

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(no subject) - [info]tamquam, 2024-06-06 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tamquam, 2024-06-06 07:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 07:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tamquam, 2024-06-07 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 12:35 am UTC

[info]bendreality
2024-06-06 04:43 pm UTC (link)
Scheiße. I am only just now seeing this because we had a very-- nevermind it is not important I am coming home. Is he still in the plant?

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[info]shadowhand
2024-06-06 04:55 pm UTC (link)
No. He is not.

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[info]bendreality
2024-06-06 05:07 pm UTC (link)
Good, I am glad this is not like the fish situation all over again.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-06-06 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Fish situation.

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(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-06 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-06 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-06 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-06 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-06 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-06 06:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-06 06:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-06 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-06 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-06 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-07 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-07 12:49 am UTC

[info]talon_to
2024-06-06 05:00 pm UTC (link)
Yes, PLEASE come home.

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[info]bendreality
2024-06-06 05:08 pm UTC (link)
I am on the way, I will teleport as soon as I find someone to watch the shop or close it.

Did you get him out?

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-06 05:20 pm UTC (link)
I tried hitting it but I am not strong. It spit him out pretty quickly though, but STILL.

I want a knife.

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(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-06 06:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-06 06:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 06:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-06 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-07 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 12:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-07 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 01:16 am UTC

[info]shadowhand
2024-06-06 04:56 pm UTC (link)
It is good that you made an announcement, even if so others will not make the same mistake.

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-06 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Yes because that cake did look delicious but also the plant looked scary.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-06-06 05:57 pm UTC (link)
It is definitely unlike anything I have seen. I have heard of plants that will eat people and animals, but had rather not expected them to look like a cow.

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-06 06:01 pm UTC (link)
Do you think it would eat someone polymorphed into a cow?

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(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-06 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-06 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-06 07:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-06 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 10:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-07 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 01:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-07 01:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 01:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-07 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-06-07 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 02:39 am UTC

[info]adaine
2024-06-06 05:58 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear.

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-06 06:01 pm UTC (link)
It was very scary and I did not like it.

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[info]adaine
2024-06-06 06:07 pm UTC (link)
I'd imagine so. I'm sorry you, the both of you, had to deal with such a thing at all.

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-06 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Good thing it did not have a cat face or we would be scarred forever.

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(no subject) - [info]adaine, 2024-06-06 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adaine, 2024-06-07 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adaine, 2024-06-07 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 02:41 am UTC

[info]alteridem
2024-06-06 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Shit. This one's not me, ftr. Even if I am thinking about stealing this idea. You guys ok now?

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-06 07:47 pm UTC (link)
I know! I would never think you would if you thought it would hurt us, only because you thought it was funny looking. And it IS funny looking, until it ate Dad. We are okay. Dad is grumpy because of having to take many showers from the plant insides.

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[info]alteridem
2024-06-06 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Be glad he just needed showers. Could've been acidic in there to break down its food.

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(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2024-06-07 12:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2024-06-07 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2024-06-07 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2024-06-07 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-07 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tamquam, 2024-06-07 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2024-06-07 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tamquam, 2024-06-07 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2024-06-07 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-06-07 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2024-06-07 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tamquam, 2024-06-07 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2024-06-07 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tamquam, 2024-06-07 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2024-06-07 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tamquam, 2024-06-07 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alteridem, 2024-06-07 02:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tamquam, 2024-06-07 04:35 pm UTC

[info]whendowestart
2024-06-06 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Say what now?

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[info]talon_to
2024-06-06 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Plant STEM, cow FACE, cake TONGUE.

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[info]whendowestart
2024-06-06 08:40 pm UTC (link)
I will never understand the weird shit Vallo comes up with.

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(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]whendowestart, 2024-06-06 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]whendowestart, 2024-06-06 10:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-06-06 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]whendowestart, 2024-06-06 10:59 pm UTC

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