Kir (talon_to) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-06-06 10:12:00

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HELLO PLEASE ATTENTION

If you see this cowplant with cake DO NOT APPROACH. It is my observation that this cake is a LIE meant to LURE you in before it SWALLOWS you.

My dad (Essek Dad not Caleb Dad, Dads, should we consider different names? I do not know what they would be but perhaps to spare confusion? This can be a discussion for later) has firsthand experience on this and he is one of the best wizards in all of Vallo so I am telling you all this as a matter of public safety.

Do NOT approach the cake.

The cake is a LIE.

You will be SWALLOWED.

~~and your child will be very scared I observe I need to carry more weapons~~

	alteridem 2024-06-07 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Uh huh. Don't blow smoke up my ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tamquam 2024-06-07 01:52 am UTC (link)
	You know I wouldn't bullshit you. I mean it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2024-06-07 02:21 am UTC (link)
	You're biased but I'll take it. What are you doing right now? Wanna go for a walk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tamquam 2024-06-07 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'll go with you. Only if you let me finish this bookkeeping in bed later. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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