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Tweak says, "I command you to make asylums."

Number Two (Diego Hargreeves) (secondumbrella) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-09-14 09:34:00

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!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: vax'ildan, god of war: kratos, original character: deleneios armen, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: joshua rosfield, ₴ inactive: klaus harvgreeves (2), ₴ inactive: sara lance

Hey assholes don't forget that Fight Club is on Saturday at the Underground.

Yeah, it's a fight club, the title is what it is.

No, you can't use your fantastic amazing life changing magic, I don't make the rules I only enforce them.

Yeah, you will probably not win on your first attempt or even tenth attempt, whatever, get over it and shut up, we all have a good time.

If you have questions, someone will probably answer them.

God, I'm fucking amazing at PR.

Chaos Crew

Lila and I were thinking about going away for the weekend of our birthday, and we don't trust anyone but you guys to watch Gracie. It's a lot to ask, but she's also the best fucking baby ever and she's comfortable with you all.

You idiots can say no, it's fine, we'll just take her with us.

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	mutable 2023-09-14 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Even so. Try to remember the part about you being less impervious here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-14 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	It is one man. Not a second Kraken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mutable 2023-09-14 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Careful. Underestimating your opponent is a decidedly fae thing to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-14 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	For how much time I have spent with ~~you~~ them, some bad habits were bound to rub off on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mutable 2023-09-14 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	And here I was hoping you would pick up the good ones. It is a shorter list, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-14 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Well, about that. You could try to do the rubbing and see what happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mutable 2023-09-15 12:43 am UTC (link)
	~~Is that a real reques~~ You are throwing darts at anything that moves today. Are you feeling antsy? Too much energy begging to get out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-15 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Always. That is why I'm going to spar this guy and swing a borrowed sword around and hope that it helps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mutable 2023-09-15 01:22 am UTC (link)
	If I could offer you a spar, I would. I suppose I will have to find other options too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-15 01:25 am UTC (link)
	You are rather worried about how sore I'm going to be. Maybe you can offer to help with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mutable 2023-09-15 01:27 am UTC (link)
	I offered a poultice. Do you want me to apply it as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2023-09-15 01:32 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't say no. You expected me to spar and then apply it myself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mutable 2023-09-15 02:05 am UTC (link)
	I suppose that would be asking too much. I will make you a deal. Do not let him damage your face and I will take care of the rest of you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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