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Early this morning while I was enjoying a morning stroll through our sinister wood, I came across a giant, fuck-off castle. Now, I know that giant, fuck-off castles are indeed the norm around here, but I can't pretend to have seen this one before. It's... hmmm. How to put it gently? If you were to purchase this castle at a charity shop, its condition would be "Used: Good".
I didn't feel any particular malevolent energies coming from it, and none of the animals appear spooked, so I don't believe we're in for anything tiresome.
Anyone have any idea? I'll be happy to take you to it, provided that I make it back in time for my shift at 9:00am and you don't mind my practising my lines on you. (Simon makes an excellent backup to Tina's Morticia, if anyone who is wondering.)