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Tweak says, "Hugs not Drugs!"

baz (interviewwith) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-08-02 08:05:00

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!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, she-ra: adora, voltron: keith kogane, ₴ inactive: baz, ₴ inactive: ciri, ₴ inactive: derek nurse, ₴ inactive: jester lavorre, ₴ inactive: noctis lucis caelum (2), ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman, ₴ inactive: simon snow

Early this morning while I was enjoying a morning stroll through our sinister wood, I came across a giant, fuck-off castle. Now, I know that giant, fuck-off castles are indeed the norm around here, but I can't pretend to have seen this one before. It's... hmmm. How to put it gently? If you were to purchase this castle at a charity shop, its condition would be "Used: Good".

I didn't feel any particular malevolent energies coming from it, and none of the animals appear spooked, so I don't believe we're in for anything tiresome.

Anyone have any idea? I'll be happy to take you to it, provided that I make it back in time for my shift at 9:00am and you don't mind my practising my lines on you. (Simon makes an excellent backup to Tina's Morticia, if anyone who is wondering.)

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	interviewwith 2021-08-02 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	Don't you want me to succeed? ~~Low blow~~ We'll talk about this later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worstchosenone 2021-08-02 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	I want you to not tell people I bat my eyelashes at you! ~~What did I~~ I don't like that tone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	interviewwith 2021-08-02 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	Would you prefer I bat my eyelashes at you? Because I can arrange that around the scowling and eyerolling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worstchosenone 2021-08-02 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Could you replace the scowling and the eyerolling with only batting your lashes? That might be a nice change of pace. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	interviewwith 2021-08-02 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	Perish the thought. [ SnowBaz ] I didn't wish to wake you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz worstchosenone 2021-08-02 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	I may not be a morning person, but I'd like to know when you're leaving to go out into the woods, alone. I might even come next time. ~~If you let~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz interviewwith 2021-08-02 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	I can handle the woods. It's not like I usually wander this far when I'm looking for breakfast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz worstchosenone 2021-08-02 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	I know but woods don't usually have this many castles in it. And the loud bugs were just in there. Not exactly the safest places for breakfast or lunch or dinner or a snack, Baz. You should let me come with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz interviewwith 2021-08-02 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	It's not like it is in the films. Not all... gauzy and sexy and whatnot. It's me eating a flea-bitten animal for Crowley's sake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz worstchosenone 2021-08-02 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	This is a very bad attempt to make me change my mind. Is this a yes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz interviewwith 2021-08-02 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	It's a maybe. MAYBE. Your stalking me fifth year doesn't count as togetherness, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz worstchosenone 2021-08-02 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	But this could count if it wasn't a maybe. I'm going to come anyway whether you like it or not, especially around here. In case you find more castles. It's just better when you give permission, yeah? ~~Wait, that sounded~~ ~~Whatever~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz interviewwith 2021-08-02 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	You're hardly stealthy, Snow. I can hear you coming for a solid kilometer, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz worstchosenone 2021-08-02 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	So why have me waste the effort? I'll look away if you get shy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz interviewwith 2021-08-02 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	Will you? Will you really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz worstchosenone 2021-08-02 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know! Yes? Maybe? Are you going to get shy? I've never been along with you, how would I know what I would do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz interviewwith 2021-08-02 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I'm shy; it's revolting ~~and I'm rev~~. Just--- I don't know. Bring a sloppy hamburger and eat it with your mouth open. Be disgusting. Make me feel better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz worstchosenone 2021-08-02 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to make you feel better by being disgusting? Crowley, I am saving this the next time we're out at a proper dinner. I mean, yeah, sure. Whatever you want. There's a hamburger where they put one of those mozzarella stick things on top of the meat and then cover it with mac and cheese and buffalo sauce that I want to try. Does that work? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz interviewwith 2021-08-02 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	You'd better not. No. NO. I refuse to believe that such an abomination exists. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz worstchosenone 2021-08-02 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	I guess you're going to find out if it exists when I come with you to be equally disgusting while eating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz interviewwith 2021-08-02 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh. Tonight. I lost the damn squirrel I had chased when I found the bloody castle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SnowBaz worstchosenone 2021-08-02 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	See, look what happens when you go alone. I could have helped. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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