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Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D. (quantum_ass) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-02-27 19:26:00

Entry tags:

alice, leonard hofstadter, philotes, sheldon cooper

Wanted: One female, preferably blonde and in her twenties, wishing to relocate to Los Angeles, specifically [address, across the hall]. Conforming to this culture's standards of attractiveness is a plus, high intelligence not required.

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	outofwonderland 2009-02-27 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	You're rather specific about your flatmates, no? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-02-27 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Flatmate? Oh, no. This is for the apartment across the hall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outofwonderland 2009-02-27 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! You're a landlord? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-02-27 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Landlord? Oh no, I'm a physicist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outofwonderland 2009-02-27 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	That's very curious. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	comes_wbenefits 2009-02-27 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	And then what? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-02-27 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Immediately following? We would invite you over for food (Thai if it's a Tuesday) and Leonard would probably offer our services to help you move, despite our complete lack of measurable upper body strength. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comes_wbenefits 2009-02-27 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	I love Thai food and would pass on the moving help. It's a deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-02-27 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Well, good! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comes_wbenefits 2009-02-27 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Why are you looking for a new neighbor? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-02-27 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	My roommate was fond of her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comes_wbenefits 2009-02-27 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	And she... just a random she... has gone missing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-02-27 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	What? Oh. Back in our old apartment. She isn't here. He says he doesn't want to replace her, but I can't help thinking he would function better if he had someone filling that role. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comes_wbenefits 2009-02-27 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	He needs a friend. That'd be me. I am Friendship. Call me Lotus. You are...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-02-27 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Lotus? Hm. Lotus... Lotus... Lotus. Yes, I suppose that will work. I'm Sheldon Cooper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comes_wbenefits 2009-02-27 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Would Phil be better? You can call me that if it helps. Sheldon, a pleasure, I'm sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-02-27 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	No, no. I like Lotus. Two syllables. So when do you expect to move in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comes_wbenefits 2009-02-27 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	As soon as you're ready. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	conventionalove 2009-02-27 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Sheldon, what are you doing? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-02-27 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Finding someone to live in the apartment across the hall. It doesn't do anyone good for it to stay empty, does it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	conventionalove 2009-02-27 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	I told you I did not want to replace Penny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-02-27 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Who said anything about replacing Penny? Someone has to live across the hall. Would you rather have another two-hundred pound transvestite? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	conventionalove 2009-02-27 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	It's the landlords problem to fill the apartment across the wall, and I can read your conversation with Lotus. You just told her you wanted her to move in to fill Penny's role. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-02-27 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I still maintain that this is in our best interest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	conventionalove 2009-02-28 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Fine, fine. Whatever. Already done anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)