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Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D. ([info]quantum_ass) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2009-02-27 19:26:00

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Entry tags:alice, leonard hofstadter, philotes, sheldon cooper

Wanted: One female, preferably blonde and in her twenties, wishing to relocate to Los Angeles, specifically [address, across the hall]. Conforming to this culture's standards of attractiveness is a plus, high intelligence not required.



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[info]outofwonderland
2009-02-27 07:35 pm UTC (link)
You're rather specific about your flatmates, no?

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[info]quantum_ass
2009-02-27 07:43 pm UTC (link)
Flatmate? Oh, no. This is for the apartment across the hall.

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[info]outofwonderland
2009-02-27 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh! You're a landlord?

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[info]quantum_ass
2009-02-27 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Landlord? Oh no, I'm a physicist.

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[info]outofwonderland
2009-02-27 08:49 pm UTC (link)
That's very curious.

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2009-02-27 07:37 pm UTC (link)
And then what?

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[info]quantum_ass
2009-02-27 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Immediately following? We would invite you over for food (Thai if it's a Tuesday) and Leonard would probably offer our services to help you move, despite our complete lack of measurable upper body strength.

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2009-02-27 08:10 pm UTC (link)
I love Thai food and would pass on the moving help. It's a deal.

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[info]quantum_ass
2009-02-27 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Really? Well, good!

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2009-02-27 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Why are you looking for a new neighbor?

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[info]quantum_ass
2009-02-27 08:26 pm UTC (link)
My roommate was fond of her.

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2009-02-27 08:28 pm UTC (link)
And she... just a random she... has gone missing?

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[info]quantum_ass
2009-02-27 08:31 pm UTC (link)
What? Oh. Back in our old apartment. She isn't here. He says he doesn't want to replace her, but I can't help thinking he would function better if he had someone filling that role.

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2009-02-27 08:34 pm UTC (link)
He needs a friend. That'd be me. I am Friendship. Call me Lotus. You are...?

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[info]quantum_ass
2009-02-27 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Lotus? Hm. Lotus... Lotus... Lotus. Yes, I suppose that will work.

I'm Sheldon Cooper.

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2009-02-27 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Would Phil be better? You can call me that if it helps.

Sheldon, a pleasure, I'm sure.

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[info]quantum_ass
2009-02-27 08:55 pm UTC (link)
No, no. I like Lotus. Two syllables.

So when do you expect to move in?

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[info]comes_wbenefits
2009-02-27 08:56 pm UTC (link)
As soon as you're ready.

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[info]conventionalove
2009-02-27 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Sheldon, what are you doing?

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[info]quantum_ass
2009-02-27 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Finding someone to live in the apartment across the hall. It doesn't do anyone good for it to stay empty, does it?

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[info]conventionalove
2009-02-27 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I told you I did not want to replace Penny.

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[info]quantum_ass
2009-02-27 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Who said anything about replacing Penny? Someone has to live across the hall. Would you rather have another two-hundred pound transvestite?

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[info]conventionalove
2009-02-27 09:07 pm UTC (link)
It's the landlords problem to fill the apartment across the wall, and I can read your conversation with Lotus. You just told her you wanted her to move in to fill Penny's role.

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[info]quantum_ass
2009-02-27 11:40 pm UTC (link)
I still maintain that this is in our best interest.

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[info]conventionalove
2009-02-28 12:00 am UTC (link)
Fine, fine. Whatever. Already done anyway.

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