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[Jul. 16th, 2010|01:33 pm] |
So... I'm pretty sure this isn't Bobby's. Because, see, last I checked, he was out in Sioux Falls, and this is ... I'm pretty sure it's London.
Are you guys fucking with me? |
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[Jul. 13th, 2010|07:32 pm] |
Nothing like a hard hour's work. I think I might treat myself to cake or sommat. |
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[Jul. 10th, 2010|11:50 am] |
So back from the honeymoon, have been for a couple days, and I got bored earlier and found a test online to see if your dog's retarded (or my dog, as the case may be)
Now, I know Monty is plenty smart, I've already taught him tricks, and we do dog shows once in a while, but like I said, bored, so I did it.
Apparently my dog is a genius. The only part of the test he quote-unquote 'failed' at was the blanket-over-the-head one, you're supposed to time how long it takes the dog to get out from under it. See, Monty knows that blankets onna head mean that it's Ghostbusting time, so he got all excited and started making ghost noises until I squirted him with the squirtgun.
Then we both had treats.
The End. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2010|11:48 am] |
Best.
Birthday.
Ever. |
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[Jun. 27th, 2010|02:36 am] |
Honeymoon now. For the record, the world's biggest ball of twine is really quite filthy. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2010|11:56 pm] |
In just about 12 hours, I'm going to be a married woman. |
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[Jun. 18th, 2010|04:02 pm] |
Torii? Can we get married now? |
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[Jun. 17th, 2010|12:28 am] |
You know, back in my Home Time, when computers were faster and not every movie was in bloody 3D (read - twentyish years from now), I'd get mocked for reviewing video games online and posting webcam vids of my bedroom. Yet somehow, it seems to have helped make me some sort of Internet Celebrity, and boost the record sales of my "band".
Torii? We're up to four million copies. Why? The human race is fucking doomed! If you bought our album, you're a friggin' moron. |
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[Jun. 2nd, 2010|06:50 am] |
ATTENTION INTERNET AND VORTEXED PEOPLES!
I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE GREATEST POSSIBLE NEWS IN THE HISTORY OF POSSIBLE NEWS SINCE THE CONTINUATION OF DOCTOR WHO.
THAT'S RIGHT. I WENT THERE.
I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT IN A FIT OF BRASH, BUT LOVING, DECISION MAKING I HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED TO THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS.
SO.
WITHOUT FURTHER HESITATION.
Let's Party. |
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[May. 31st, 2010|01:28 pm] |
Riddle Me This...
How do you fix something you didn't know you broke? |
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[May. 20th, 2010|08:22 pm] |
Right then. Given I've got some hours to kill before my little rendez-vous, let me address a query to the board at large.
I have an uncle who's here. Bit of a disreputable bastard, but a good sort. He told me of a set of comics that might hold my interest, and that a mate of his had a set. If said mate of my uncle's sees this, care to see about lendin' me the goods? |
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[May. 8th, 2010|12:57 pm] |
To paraphrase a classic movie, I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore.
A little help? What just happened? |
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[Apr. 20th, 2010|08:02 am] |
Yay birthday!
ETA: Birthday specials down at McGee's Miscellany, come on down and see what we've got, all the stuff you never knew you needed! |
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[Apr. 18th, 2010|07:43 pm] |
It's almost my bii~rthday
I'monna be eightee~en
You wish it was your bii~rthday
So you'd be cool like mee~ee! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|05:40 pm] |
Bwahahaha, all your light are belong to me. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2010|06:50 pm] |
I just want to say thanks to everybody who came with me to the pet place yesterday. I've now got a pair of good old Rattus norvegicus named Alec and Jane.
Anybody who wasn't part of the adoption party can meet them whenever, they'll probably be with me at school. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2010|08:59 pm] |
I'd do this, but I'm enhancement specced shammy. I'd never get to drink.
Though I may be tipsy right now. Just saying. Drunk Katamari whaaaaaat. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2010|10:37 pm] |
...Oh, come on. Now? Really? Shit. Not a good time to leave your whole life behind because I've got classes, and papers and mid-terms coming up and there was this thing I was supposed to do and now I can't. Great.
Robbie, dude. Where are you? My car didn't get sucked out with me and I'm in the middle of my own personal hell.
God, I hope Alex is okay... |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2010|12:06 am] |
GODS IN VALHALSKA DIS AMS DE GREATESTS NEWS EVERS!
TORII SOU GETS ENGAGE TO ROBBIE AND DEY'S GETTINGS MAAAAARIEDS!
Totally metal. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2010|09:21 pm] |
Hey, Torii. I got you a thing. Come get it. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2010|09:49 am] |
Didn't I fucking say something was due. Didn't I! |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|03:37 pm] |
While I'm here on my birthday present, does anybody need anything from Melbourne?
Kids, don't jack the house up too bad. Your mom doesn't like cleaning it. (Come on, like I was gonna do it.) |
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[Dec. 22nd, 2009|08:12 pm] |
who froze all of my knickers? |
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[Dec. 11th, 2009|08:16 pm] |
Wheeee! That was fun.
oh... heh, why hallo thar ancient histr'y. |
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[Dec. 10th, 2009|12:43 am] |
Oi, Annie. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2009|03:40 pm] |
I wanted to thank everyone who came by during the grand re-opening of McGee's Miscellany, each and every one of you made my day.
From here on in we'll try to have regular hours, but that doesn't mean we'll manage, best idea is to give us a call [ph#] and make sure we're open. Aside from the regular stuff that the former proprietor always had in stock, we'll also be starting a fashion boutique, right now that's by appointment only, but if it works that way we might add that into our regular operating schedule as well. |
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[Oct. 14th, 2009|06:01 pm] |
Tooooooorii.
ToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiToriiTorii. |
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[Oct. 13th, 2009|10:47 pm] |
Oi. What'sit I hear 'bout some bird claimin' she's me? Zee, 're you havin' a laugh? Ain't never seen nobody crazy enough want to be me, anyhow. 'Not exactly Mick Jagger, am I?
Got much better fashion sense, for one. |
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[Sep. 28th, 2009|07:32 pm] |
Torii, this is all your fault. |
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[Sep. 27th, 2009|03:33 am] |
Okay you kids, I has a new rule dat you gots to follow 'cause I's sick'a hearin' about how old I am from Skwisgaar, he won't shuts up about it!
You ain't allows to get marry 'till you's at least 30. ESPECIALLY YOU TORII-SOU. It also goes for de tiny Teja and like. De grandkids. Gots it? Good! |
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[Sep. 8th, 2009|04:13 pm] |
... and why did I just get a week ban from WoW? This is bull.
Torii, go kick that girl you live with for me. |
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[Aug. 24th, 2009|11:24 pm] |
( Soren )
I feel a yen for adult conversation, though I'd likely have to bring the baby if I went out somewhere. Lulu? Navi? Anyone feel like going to a teashop and having conversations involving words of more than one syllable? |
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[Aug. 8th, 2009|07:57 am] |
I have so much to do today. I have to fix broken walls with lego blocks, make a skirt out of feathers, and do body paint graffiti! So I set my alarm clock for early and I found out something!
Morning time is balls!!!
Does anyone want to help with my projects? I talk to strangers, so anyone's welcome! |
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[Jul. 30th, 2009|06:31 pm] |
Toriiiiiiiiiii.
We got asked to play our first gig, you ready? |
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|02:58 pm] |
Well that was weird.
Anyone want to tell me why I just had a damned tornado in my office? Ain't any sort of disturbance I've run across before. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2009|02:56 am] |
I do not want to buy my books for next term. Nobody can make me. I am going to hide in my girlfriend's bosom, slight though it may be, for it is the best of hiding places.
Even though you all know where I am now. Ignore that last bit! |
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[Jun. 29th, 2009|12:22 am] |
ROBBIEROBBIEROBBIEROBBIEDUDE!
We broke the internet. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2009|10:55 pm] |
Dani, Robbie, Grandpa John, Grandma Mary, Uncle Sam, Aunt Anne, all Mom and Daddy's friends -
Daddy called me, and Mom had the baby just fine, though Jesus Christ you're huge as a newborn, Robbie. She wanted me to post something to let everyone know she's all right, but they are going to keep her in the hospital til about Tuesday just for observation. Stitches down there are apparently touch and go.
I'm going to go thank God that I don't intend to do that to my girlybits. But yeah, anyone wanting to see Mom and Baby Robbie, you can probably see them Tuesday. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2009|12:05 am] |
I know this may sound strange, but could someone keep me company while Mum has... well, me? I'm worried about her, even though I'm pretty sure it will all turn out all right, given that I have surprise younger sisters. (Who are actually quite nice, and not as pesky as I'd feared.)
But the fact remains that I'm acting like Dad and pacing a hole into the living room floor. Someone, please distract me. |
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