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[Mar. 28th, 2010|12:06 am] |
Rob?
I want food. Of the chocolate variety. And I'm being veeeeeeeeeeery lazy right now. Can you get me some? PLEEEEASE? |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|12:17 am] |
Alright, I get it. Smoking is bad.
So what. I'd rather die with nicotine in my lungs than some of my buddies on the line.
You know..this computer thing is rather nifty. Couldn't even afford a type writer back home and now I get a something of an 'electronic' type writer with all of these neat extras. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|01:45 am] |
You know, it's been months since I was kidnapped and put into mortal peril. It's really weird. I'm starting to wonder if something's wrong. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|07:48 am] |
Surprise! I'm a licensed driver.
I passed my test! Kinda.
Dean... can I borrow your car now?
Kitt... come let me practice more.
Sam... let's celebrate. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|08:47 am] |
I love stupid blokes that think I'm some kind of grease-bunny. Batting my eyes and then rigging the engine block out of their car by my little ol' self always makes their brains shut down and their tackle crawl back into their bodies.
Sure it's petty of me, but there's only so much baby talk a bird can handle. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|03:15 pm] |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|04:51 pm] |
This isn't the train. This is a library.
Oskar? Anybody? |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|06:05 pm] |
This isn't the train. How long did I sleep?
... why do I know English?
Eli? Vänligen, vara här. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|07:46 pm] |
( Daddy ) |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|08:17 pm] |
( Ollie )
Well, the novelty of a new school wore off pretty quick. Don't suppose anybody out there has the power to make Mondays not exist. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|08:36 pm] |
So. I've been living this new life for about a week now and apparently this is a place I can talk frankly about stuff and not have people get all WTF on me. Before anyone asks, though, I have seen the website and that is an eye-bleeding experience I never want to endure again.
But yes, the recent rumours surrounding Paris Hilton's sudden disappearance? That, it would seem, has something to do with me, although how exactly I caused her to no longer exist is something no-one seems able to explain to me. Suffice it to say that I will do my best to ensure that her absence is not felt too keenly on the party scene.
Therefore: world, whatever world you happen to be? I hope you're ready for me ;) |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|09:33 pm] |
I'm bored. Does anyone want to play Yahtzee? |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|09:34 pm] |
The nightmares about hobos can stop any day now. Really. It's pissing me off. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|11:00 pm] |
Can't a guy have a beer without a tornado sucking him into a different world? |
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