InsaneJournal

So. I've been living this new life for about a week now and apparently this is a place I can talk frankly about stuff and not have people get all WTF on me. Before anyone asks, though, I have seen the website and that is an eye-bleeding experience I never want to endure again.

But yes, the recent rumours surrounding Paris Hilton's sudden disappearance? That, it would seem, has something to do with me, although how exactly I caused her to no longer exist is something no-one seems able to explain to me. Suffice it to say that I will do my best to ensure that her absence is not felt too keenly on the party scene.

Therefore: world, whatever world you happen to be? I hope you're ready for me ;)