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[Dec. 4th, 2008|01:10 am] |
Wedding planning is a pain in the ass. Or so I'm told, since I haven't done any of it yet. Should probably get on that.
Carrie, you're in charge of getting Cass into a dress. I'll handle getting her out of it.
Death, we need to walk and/or talk.
Cass, you need to let Carrie get you into a dress and try to keep her from groping you too much.
Dick, you need to sexually exhaust your woman so that she doesn't steal mine.
Ready? Break! |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|07:23 am] |
Now I know why we always stuck to warmer climes. Ice is gross. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|07:35 am] |
There's nothing quite like spending the holidays someplace warm.
I have a bikini with holly sprigs on it. Truly, I have gone over to the dark side.
It's so wonderful to be warm again. To really feel the sun on my skin, the sand beneath my feet, the waves lapping over my knees.
I think that work is going to be set aside until tomorrow. I'm too much in the mood to play. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|12:33 pm] |
We have the BEST HOUSE EVER. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|01:14 pm] |
Hm.
Any eggheaded forensicy types out dere willin' to give a crash course in stuff comme Western plots, GPC, and HPLC-MS? I'd rather not rely completely on de charm to win dis here case and I t'ink I'm raisin' de dead if I say dese charts aloud. Willin' t'pay and you don' have t'come t'court.
Please ignore Docteur McCoy, I can pay attention longer dan dix minutes, and Madame Rogan, I play nice. Usually.
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|02:40 pm] |
I forgot to tell you, Ms. Rogan, I'm all done with the chores you gave me! If you have any more, let me know, it was fun!
Nick, I want to celebrate. I want ice cream. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|02:49 pm] |
I've recently viewed the film Wanted. And while I can appreciate the more obvious similarities between myself and this Angelina Jolie person, I must say that I was unaware my bum looked so lovely when naked and moving.
Peter, why haven't you told me this? |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|03:07 pm] |
So now that I've had sufficient time to recover from the oddness that was Halloween, and get moving on my lesson plan, I can now say with confidence that I look forward to Winter break.
And does anyone have anything alien or strange handy for me to study? Something you wouldn't mind loaning out for awhile? I know it's an odd request, but it's just too good an opportunity for me to pass up. Knowing there's proof out there makes me curious. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|04:47 pm] |
Denny, have you made your choice yet? I expect alternate dimensions can be troubling on a body. There isn't any pressure, take all the time you need - I just know you have a delicate condition.
Mister Ofdensen, I believe I'm going to come to check on those living at Mordhaus twice weekly. Nathan has been drinking a bit more lately, to the extent where to be on the safe side I want to regenerate his liver more frequently. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|06:18 pm] |
My therapist guy disappeared. Not my fault, this one.
Teja, in the spirit of... probably irony, I think this would be a grand time to go out. That is, if you're up for it.
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|07:20 pm] |
Now that I have a house boy, I'm thinking I should buy a house? I could just keep him in my apartment, but I figure sooner or later there won't be anything left to clean.
Anyone got any ideas? Places to move? Anything like that?
( Ate ) |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|07:30 pm] |
Today marks my two month anniversary in this world. Already I've
-Met the woman of my dreams
-Burned down a casino and lost my job and my home
-Met my father
As much as I love Elvis and singing his songs, I think I might consider a new career. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|09:45 pm] |
It's very different here than it is at home, and different from what I was taught it was like here.
I'm not sure yet whether these differences are good or bad, though I'd believe towards the good because I'd like to believe that people are inherently good, though some of them try very hard not to believe it, even of themselves. Just human nature I guess.
What's your story? Where were you before, and what would you be doing if you were still there now? |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|11:24 pm] |
Anne...sweetheart? |
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