[Since most publications are weekly or bi-weekly, we'll say this was heard on something like E! and then printed the following day.]It's no secret that rockstars are known for the exciting and unpredictable lives they lead. It comes with the job description, after all, and we wouldn't love them nearly as much without them.
Every so often, however, they'll do things that go above and beyond their call of duty and we have news that you'll hear
here before anywhere else. That's right, folks, we have exclusive news involving a certain Sean Ratcliff and a spy spotting something on a certain left finger of his. That's right, folks. One of our favorite bad boys seems to have given up his former lifestyle (we can hear the hearts breaking from here) for a life of dedication and celibacy.
The lucky girl? An as of yet unidentified blonde, but we're working hard at recovering her identity...
[ETA: I totally forgot to add that the amazing Gabby wrote that for me!]