sneaky_journal (sneaky_journal) wrote in tell_a_tale, @ 2008-04-30 09:55:00 |
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Entry tags: | nathan brooks, player: dan |
What the F***: Issue #1
Here I am sitting here drinking my morning coffee scrolling through the internet and when I stumble across a head line, that frankly took me back in shock and in disbeleif. When I read this I had to make sure I was reading it correctly and understand it. So after the third time reading it I would have to say this would work great for my first issue of this collumn. Now I'm sure that all of you are curious what the hell I am talking about.
Here is the head line I read:
"Penis theft panic hits city..."
Now. With all seriousness. Who beleive this shit? Tell me that you wouldn't beleive this crock. Everyone who is in this country of Congo has to be fucking insane to beleive an ounce of this fucking bullshit needs to be drug into an alley and beat with a fucking bat. I'll quote some of the artical I read now.
"Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft."
WITCHCRAFT! WHAT THE FUCK!? Who beleives this shit anymore!? What do we think it is!? 1692 Salem Witch Trials!? Are we going to start drowning people and burning them at the stakes next? This is probably the most annoying peice of so called news I have ever heard. With this now said. If you'd like to read the actual artical, I'll leave the link at the bottom.
All I have to say is. What the Fuck.
-Nathan Brooks
Fucking Artical