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Who: Jack & Tessa Austin (The Spoon and the Dish who ran away with him!)
What: Summer Camping Trip
When: Memorial Day Weekend
Where: Somewhere upstate; Definitely NOT in the city.

( Four more critters loose in the woods )

Who: Jack Austin with special guests Caloo Calay!
What: The much-anticipated radio show
When: Monday afternoon commute -- starting around 4:30pm
Where: WPLJ 95.5 radio station

( I turn it up, when I hear that song, I turn it up, and I sing along, got to hear my favorite song, DJ )

Who: Jack & Tessa Austin, Harrison & Cassie Tweed (The Spoon, The Dish, Tweedledum, & Aesop's Mole)
What: An evening of fun married couple fun -- FOR JACK'S BIRTHDAY!
When: Saturday evening, April 18th
Where: Jack & Tessa's apartment

( It had only taken him about a half hour to pick the pizzas up, but who knew what his wife and their guests had gotten up to in that time )

Who: Jack & Tessa Austin (The Spoon and The Dish who ran away with him!)
What: He's sick!
Where: Their apartment
When: Saturday evening

( Sick as a dog. )

Who: Jack and Tessa Austin
What: Cute time
When: Late night.
Where: Fire escape then their bedroom
Rating: TBD

( Some nights, when it got too quiet inside, Jack snuck outside to the fire escape )

Who: Carter Dalton and Jack Austin [The Wizard of Oz and The Spoon]
What: Awkward encounter? Arguing? Anything can happen!
When: Friday afternoon
Where: The Austin's
Rating: Ummm... PG-13?
Status: Incomplete//Open to spoonified

( It may be my family's redneck nature/Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior/It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger/But I don't like her/She may be a stranger who spends all winter/Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner/A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner/But I really hate her/I'll think of a reason later )

Who: Jack and Tessa Austin (The Dish and The Spoon)
What: A very bad, no good, awful day
When: WAY BACKDATED! Like...June-ish
Where: The park by their place
Rating: PG-13?
Open? To spoonified

( And she swears there's nothing wrong//I hear her playing that same old song//She puts me off and puts me on//And had a bad day again//She said I would not understand//Left a note and said  )

Who: Tessa and Jack Austin!
What: Her coming to visit him!
When: 5PM
Where: WPLJ! (aka the radio station)
Rating: PG-13
Status: Incomplete; Closed

( Crack open a bottle of red/Let's toast to this here bed/Offer up your hand/My one night, two month, three year stand [[why no that cut has nothing to do with the thread...its just stuck in my head]] )

LIVE BROADCAST from the WPLJ 95.5 radio station in New York City, approximately 5:30pm

95.5 WPLJ, New York City's Hit Music Station, I'm Jack Austin and no, it's not Nine In The Afternoon -- don't adjust your clocks, folks, that's the name of the latest single from Panic! At The Disco's upcoming album. You just heard it first, here on the PLJ.

So why is it that the moment Christmas is over, stores start decorating for Valentine's day? Why is it that the instant the world flips the calendar page from January to February, everybody in the whole damned world goes mental, either obsessing over finding the perfect gift, or moping about because they don't have somebody for Valentine's day?

Oh my gosh, it's February! Apparently the only noteworthy thing to talk about in the month of February is one's opinions about Valentine's day!

Alright, World. What're you going to talk about for the second half of the month, then? Presidents Day? I don't think so. Maybe Leap Day, though. That's something noteworthy. I mean, it only happens once every four years, and this year we get one.

Before you start accusing me of bashing Valentine's Day, I'll make one thing clear -- I don't hate the holiday, I hate the hype. I hate the unsurmountable pressure that falls on the guy to not disappoint his girl on such a fairy tale holiday.

We're gonna get back into the music now, coming up we've got Maroon 5, Green Day, some Jimmy Eat World, and maybe some Avril Lavigne. Gimme a call at xxx-xxxx and tell me what you think, and maybe we'll set you up with some sweet prizes.