Greetings dedicated followers!
This week we have a change of course; this week there will be no news of Kim Kardashian's most recent face lift (which has given her a cat like quality), nor the news of Lima native Mr Anderson's political running, we're not even talking about Kristen Wiez of Carmel, Indiana
supposedly giving birth to kittens. No, this week, we're going more mainstream.
We're talking
conspiracy like.
Now, I know what you're thinking. When did I, Jacob ben Israel, dedicated celebrity news media outlet take a walk on the deranged and dorky side. Well, gentle readers, since we are being deceived!
Officials may want us to believe that we are facing just a backlash of winter flu, but alas, there is more to it. Sources indicate a deeper, darker secret is brewing.
Until the next Borat movie is complete; I shall be delving into this
conspiracy and finding the infested root!
Watch out!