Super Glee!

Greetings dedicated followers!

This week we have a change of course; this week there will be no news of Kim Kardashian's most recent face lift (which has given her a cat like quality), nor the news of Lima native Mr Anderson's political running, we're not even talking about Kristen Wiez of Carmel, Indiana supposedly giving birth to kittens. No, this week, we're going more mainstream.

We're talking conspiracy like.

Now, I know what you're thinking. When did I, Jacob ben Israel, dedicated celebrity news media outlet take a walk on the deranged and dorky side. Well, gentle readers, since we are being deceived!

Officials may want us to believe that we are facing just a backlash of winter flu, but alas, there is more to it. Sources indicate a deeper, darker secret is brewing.

Until the next Borat movie is complete; I shall be delving into this conspiracy and finding the infested root!

Watch out!

Who: Bethan and Jacob
What: Blackmail is the magic word
Where: Jacob's house
When: During and directly after school on Tuesday (We're assuming spring break is off, hope that's okay)
Warnings: Well, it's the town skeeze and a psychotic crazy lady, so let's just say ALL the warnings. ALL OF THEM.

( Some people are just fucking sick )

Who: All students
When: Tuesday, March 13, first period
Where: McKinley - the gym
Warnings: none
What: Training groups are announced.

( Please make your way to the gymnasium instead of your regularly scheduled classroom. )

( Email to Ian, Rose, Bethan, and Harley )

Who: Everyone
What: Power Testing
Where: McKinley
When: Tuesday
Warnings: TBD, but not high

( Testing! )

Who: All the power people
When: Sunday March 4, 11am
Where: McKinley gym
What: There are answers. Not everyone is happy about it.

( Assembly )

Who: Eoin and JBI
When: Monday morning
Where: Jacob's locker
What: Eoin decides to remind JBI not to mess with his friends
Warnings: TBD

( Sunglasses. In February. Seriously? )