Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

I have been trapped in my closet for 36 HOURS! I just leaned in to get some shoes and it knocked me in and locked the doors!

Firstly: Why didn't anyone come find me? Jacob and Alice, I'm looking at you.

Secondly: Seeing as I'm out now, does that mean this is all over and I can go back to not fearing my closet?

Thirdly: I am SO hungry! I just drank about a gallon of water, but there's no food in the house so I'm going out to eat. If anyone sees me, be warned, I. Am. Pissed!

I'm glad it's warming up again. I love the sun!

( filtered to Jacob )

( filtered to Alice )

( filtered to Jacob )

( filtered to Jake )

( filtered to Jacob )

Alright boys and girls, I need some volunteers.

We're taking on the beast. Enough giving it chances to chomp on our tasty butts. We're forming a squad and using what we have to make a concerted effort and take it down. I think we've all noticed attacking it one at a time is doing nothing but culling our numbers so I need fighters and I need two leaders to protect those staying at the hotel, but not fight with each other thanks.

Anyone with combat experience is needed, you don't need powers but if you have them I won't turn you away.

When this is done I'm going to ask Petersen to bring us home.

So, come be a hero.

[Sirius]
I may have a special roll for you.

Okay so at the request of my girlfriend...or not girlfriend, I have subjected myself to the blackhole of angst that is 'the twilight saga' in movie form. and all I have to say is 'What the F***?

First of all, I Do NOT have a pot belly. Second of all, I imprinted? What the hell is that? I can know someone for years and all of the sudden it doesn't matter? No wonder Leah wanted to kick my ass. I am calling foul on that crap.

So then I look up the fourth book to see what the hell is up with that, why Jake left my pack. Vampire Baby????? Anyone wanna offer a little help because my brain is fried.

You have got to be kidding me! Really? Little Red Riding Hood?
I better not be stuck in this for long. OCTOBER IS COLD!

( filtered to Jacob )

( Jake )

So, I'm guessing everyone got these bracelets. At least that's what I'm getting from reading here. Is everyone feeling like crap too? I didn't think I could even get sick.

Anyway, mine says KP and I have no clue who that is.

( Leah )


( Bella )

Feels like all I do is work, eat and sleep. I should probably fix that.

I'm not a prisoner? Sure feels like I've been kidnapped. Hope you're not looking for a ransom.

Ok, I just ordered 32 pizzas, all different kinds, and while I usually eat a lot, I seriously am going to eat all of them right now unless someone gets his lazy ass out of bed and comes down for some.

Well, at least with the Oompa Loompas around, I don't feel so short anymore.

I'm trying really hard to look on the bright side here. Though I suppose I can upload videos of them teaching guests to dance on Youtube. That would always be good for a laugh.

The mini Deep Roy's are awesome. They inventory stuff, and have the shop all in order. It's cool how they sing... Man why didn't he think of this before? It's been Hell in this shop without Pike.

( filtered to Jake )

( Filtered to Leah, Edward, Bella, and Jacob )

Mr. Petersen, it appears that I will need to be transferred to another room. I wouldn't wish to take up the space in a larger room meant for couples. I apologize for the short notice. However, if you were the cause of this, if you knew it was going to happen ahead of time, I will find out. And it will be quite unpleasant for you, rest assured.

Erm, Merry Christmas everyone, I guess...

( filtered to Jake )

( filtered to Edward )