Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

If anyone's missing a pink umbrella with a shiny silver dangly thing on the end, or a pair of gold velour pants, please let me know so I can get these things back to you.

Everything else finally got to its owners. Thank God.

I didn't think humans had this technology yet. I really must be in the future. What a weird thing to say.

I'm Corsair, and I'm new here. It says I manage a tattoo parlor. Which just reinforces the idea that this is a prison. Still, I might delay my inevitable escape for a little bit, to get a good look around.