Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

I'm the first to say I'm a fan of the gothic, but I have to admit, I'm tiring of the smell of mouldering pumpkins.

What has been going on around here? Everyone seems to have been going slightly insane for the last few weeks.

I didn't feel any different at all.

I suppose I should be more concerned about this apparent kidnapping, but considering all the other strange things I've been through, I can't make myself freak out. Though this manager does apparently have some kind of sense of irony, having me make and serve coffee to the guests. I do so love the smell of coffee. I used to love the taste of it too.

It's good to see all that snow gone. While beautiful, it cut into my business.

This is kinda loser like. I know, and it's really last minute... I mean really really last minute. How was I to know he'd disapea

Anyway I need a date for my best friends wedding. It's tomorrow. Normally I wouldn't ask like this, or at all. But I know he's worried about me. She probably is too. I need to appear halfway normal. I'm doing the officiating so you don't even have to stand to close to me.

There are no prerequisites or anything, you don't have to worry about me getting all shmoozie with you. I'm not the rebound girl. I just need someone to dance with. I don't want to be a party pooper. This is so not a date. Just a little fun.

Anyway so yeah, this is me ending my loser transmission.

My friends,

It appears I will be staying here for some time, so allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Dorian Gray. I hope to make all your aquaintances during my stay.

I am residing in Cabin 15, at least until I can aquire some more fitting accommodation. Please feel free to call and introduce yourself. No appointment is required. My evenings will be occupied with piano recitals at the Velvet Room.

Yours,

D

( filtered to Petersen )