Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

This place again? Honestly. I was happy back home. Mr. Petersen, I really do not appreciate the inconvenience.

Run-tse duh fwotzoo. It got strangely... warm around here all of a sudden.

*Translation: Merciful Buddha

What is this strange feeling? I woke up this evening wanting to do things with men I've never done before.

I think I need a man to do some of these things. Are there any men willing to teach them to me?

It's good to see all that snow gone. While beautiful, it cut into my business.

This place better be worth the money I'm paying to be here.

Any of you have any want to make my stay any better?

Kidnapping? How very original, truly. If this is your idea of some kind of grand scheme, it is certainly lacking in depth, Mr. Petersen. I'm sure you are well aware, but I feel it is my duty to inform you. Should Captain Reynolds discover your location, I guarantee you will beg for us to leave your resort as quickly as possible.

As for everyone else reading this, ni hao, I am Inara Serra. I suppose I shall be joining you in this place for whatever amount of time it takes for this child to tire of his ant farm.