Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

Private

Having a baby in the house makes me think about my own baby. I don't down she's long gone by now, but if I only had a chance to know what her life was like, if she was well taken care of and happy. I've always wondered, sometimes more than others.

End of Private

Congratulations Elena and Stefan. She's beautiful.

Filtered to Mason

Are you still around?

Filtered to Stefan

So I told him. And as I thought, it went bad. He hates me.

Filtered to Elena and Brooke

I really need a girls night.

Filtered to Stefan and Damon

Mason is here, and naturally, he's set on revenge. I'm trying to talk him down, but I'm going to have to ask for cooperation from both of you, too. I know you both hate him--especially Damon--but please try to let your grudge go.

This place just gets worse and worse. Are you finished torturing me yet? Can you just send me back home? Just... make me a vampire again first.

Filtered to Stefan

Would you mind telling your friend to get over it? I'm really not in the mood for her attitude.

What the hell? I'm really not amused.

I'm human. At least, as far as I can tell.

Bonnie's powers are gone too.

Are the rest of you affected as well? I know the power's out everywhere.

[Filtered to all her friends, family and people who would consider Elena an ally. Elijah is included in this filter]

DANGER. DANGER! KLAUS IS HERE! I REPEAT! KLAUS IS FUCKING HERE!

Gabe, I hate to ask this of you, but you're an Angel so I trust you. Is there any spell you can put on me to keep my baby safe?

[Petersen]

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MIND?!

[Filtered; Kat]

So now all that wedding business is over, we need to start watching TVD again. Do you remember where we were up to? It was somewhere near the beginning of Season 2. You were being a naughty girl.

Finally!

( Private to Damon and Stefan )

( Private to Stefan )

( Private to Brooke )

( Private to Isobel )

As flattered as I am by this unsolicited offer of employment, there is an urgent matter requiring my attention. I am going to have to insist on leaving, if you would be so kind.

Okay... watching your friends' lives on a tv screen is super freaky! I was going to watch One Tree Hill when Kat and I finish The Vampire Diaries, but I'm not sure I want to now...

( I need some air. I'm still feeling a bit....dead. AKA The Vampire Diaries Spoilers )

I'm really getting sick of this being a kid thing. Elena is making me order another dress in child's size in case I need to be demoted to flower girl. I don't care how old i look, I'm far too old to be a flower girl.

( Private to Dominique, Bonnie and Lexi )

My wedding is less than a month away and one of my bridesmaids is MIA and one was sent home. Lexi, are you here and in the wedding or not?! I have yet to have a bridal shower or a bachelorette party

Oh ya, Bonnie. Old!You knew this. You're a bridesmaid, deal with it :) The color is aqua, order an aqua dress that looks sexy on you.

Katherine, Dom, please tell me you've ordered your dresses.

Oh god I don't even have my dress ordered yet. Excuse me while I hyperventilate and go throw up again due to stress.

(filtered to Kat)
So I was thinking... I think I need to watch your show. I'm so in the dark right now. I know I could be used as leverage against you and Damon, so I don't want to make it easy for them just because I've never seen the show.

Kat... I'd really like you to watch it with me. I know you didn't want to watch it, but I don't want to watch it alone. I know I'm going to see things I don't like about Damon, and you, but it would be so much easier if you were there with me...


(filtered to Damon)
I'm going to watch your show, baby... I was thinking, with Elijah here, and you all worried about this Klaus guy turning up, it's a bit stupid for me to have no idea what's going on. I don't want to put any of you guys in danger... especially not you.

Is... that alright?

( Private to Stefan )

So out out curiosity how many of you were recently kids and have since been turned back to your normal states?

And how many of you are still kids?

I hate morning sickness. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. How can I be puking my guts up so much and not lose a single pound of weight? Alexia, what do you have against mommy?

( The vampires were all RWAAAH and you were like AHHHH (aka TVD Spoilers) )