WTF!
Okay so at the request of my girlfriend...or not girlfriend, I have subjected myself to the blackhole of angst that is 'the twilight saga' in movie form. and all I have to say is 'What the F***?
First of all, I Do NOT have a pot belly. Second of all, I imprinted? What the hell is that? I can know someone for years and all of the sudden it doesn't matter? No wonder Leah wanted to kick my ass. I am calling foul on that crap.
So then I look up the fourth book to see what the hell is up with that, why Jake left my pack. Vampire Baby????? Anyone wanna offer a little help because my brain is fried.