Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

What. the. fuck.

RAY! Where the fuck are you? There are some things I need you for...

Fuck this shit.

Why am I so god damn horny all of a sudden?

...Yeah, something is definitely up. Five people today so far have flirted with me, actually come on to me. And other things happened too To say this is unusual would be an understatement.

But anyway, the massage table, bench, whatever is all prepared at my work again now. Turns out that I'm actually good at this job. Not that it's all that surprising. I suppose some people would have wanted to use it for other things and I'd let them. Anyone who's sore or just wants to relax better, feel free to come by and I'll take care of any aches or tension you may currently have. This resort is a place of relaxation after all. You'll leave here with a lot less stress than when you came in.

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This is amazing. So many lustful urges from people, I can just feel it! And I got a feeling it's much easier for them to give in to temptation. Ohhh, sweet sinful inclinations! My father would definitely be pleased at this development. In fact, I know he is. I know it because I'm happy about this too. So much amusing to watch and sense. And who knows, maybe I will also partake in it..
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Alice, where are you? Something's gone wrong around here, everybody's...

Look, I know you can take care of yourself but this is creeping me out with some of these folk... I just don't know. Stay safe, alright? And don't hesitate to call if you need me anything.

Marian, where are you? I can't believe how much I want

Have fun kids.

This is...definitely not fun. At least not yet. It has the potential to b

[ Filtered to Pike ]

So, my brain is about where a lot of others' is right now. Except, you know, just on you

Um. Why is this so difficult? Are you effected by it? Or not?

Do you want to c

( Robin Hood )

Goddamnit!! I'll just go right out and say it.

I need to get laid!

.... Any Takers? Anyone really.

Are you the one doing this? I only just got her back, I can't lose her again now because of something I did

Ok, so I have no idea where I am or what's going on, I just showed up at this place, was handed a name tag, given a breif description of what was expected of me and then... this? I think there's some lust mutant here who really needs to get their powers under control because... I'm not sure how much of this I can take. Where the hell is Gambit when you need him? Seriously! Kind of an interesting way to be welcomed to the area. Well, I'll be hiding in my room if anyone needs me, though if you have any of those ideas on your mind, you might as well turn right around an walk the other way. I'm not that easy, thanks. And no, that's not the welcome I'm looking for.