A cabin, seriously? I'd rather be in my mansion. I don't know how I've been brought here against my will. I hear there are others. This isn't the way it goes for me. You know, about me serving and being entertainment for guests? No.. it's usually the other way around. I need to get back to Chicago now. I have a company to run! And not only that, I have political goals. Not to mention a circle of like-minded
minions friends to meet with twice a week.
Let's see, it's... June 8. I think. Well, least I got to have my birthday two nights ago. I'm curious to just how many besides myself suddenly found themselves here. But anyway, my name is Damien Thorn. CEO of Thorn Industries... or I would be if I wasn't on vacation now. I seem to live in Cabin 17. And I'm a massage therapist! That's a bit below my station. But I don't see any corporations at this resort, so I'll make do. I am good with my hands, after all. Just never expected to need that talent for work. I'd much rather be President. So, what the hell is there to do for fun around here?