"You'd see further if you'd only close your eyes..."
What: Eclairs. (It makes as much sense as the summary of anything Ruth and I do, so yeah. Will update when something sensible occurs.) Edit: Nothing sensible ever did occur, nonsensical things include Jack-in-Irons, a giant with the heads of his victims swinging on his belt.
Where: a lonely road in Kilnsey Crag, Yorkshire, England
When: January 2007, after dark
Rating: PG-13 at least, for namecalling and severed heads
Status: Closed; complete
Pound. Pound. Pound. Dudley wasn't sure which was louder- the thudding of his heart against his ribcage or the slamming heavy steps behind him that rocked the dales, sending even his heavy body flying upwards slightly with every shambling step behind him. He was running as hard as he could, desperately thankful that, for once, he'd found someone larger than himself and slower as he circled the rock, smelling the decomposition of the creature right behind him.
"Don't think about the heads, Ver, don't think about the heads..." he slurred as a blow glanced towards him. No, not him. Towards a woman.
Without thinking, he plowed straight into her, knocking her to the ground as the giant's fist came lurching towards her head. The fist barely missed them both and Dudley pressed her harder into the ground as he stared up at the beast, fumbling for his gun and pointing it at the creature. One bullet screamed out of the barrel, then another, to the sound of a penetrating roar that rocked the countryside.