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What is this? I leave for a few weeks, and come back to find all Hell breaking loose?

I suppose I should chide you all for being naughty. But that's just so damn hypocritical.

Huh. Well.

At least there's room.

So apparently my apartment thought I was lonely so decided to miraculously drop my estranged boyfriend from high school in the spare room.

Mr. Morningstar I'm going to need a raise.

I am going to put this here to keep me sane because I have a nasty tendency to loose paper. If I could get a running roster of those of you that still need to finish your primary education that would be fantastic. I hate to inform some of you that our facility is as of yet not equipped to handle secondary/college level education. I would be more than happy to help you get enrolled in a place that does deal in that though be it college or trade school of some sort.

With all of that said Mr. Shacklebolt. I have heard many a lovely thing about you from a perky pink bartender and seem to have some potential students in need of an instructor that shares their specialized skills.

I almost forgot. For those of you not of this dimension our academy will be offering a class on getting to know the world you were dumped into. That includes history, geography, and tidbits you might need to know.

So if you need to finish your education please give me your name, where you are from, when you are from, special circumstances, and where your education stopped that would be lovely.

My sister's gone. Again. I swear, if she comes back for the third time then I'm going to have serious words with her about how she could at least leave a note before taking off. Apparently that's too much for her as this is the second time she's left me without a goodbye.

Once again we're down a doctor. Jennifer, if you pick up and disappear off the face of the planet then I'll track you down just to fire you. The rest of you are just lucky to have Dr. Keller, or after a month of being the only doctor I'd end up thinking of ways to make your lives very difficult. I might not be allowed to sedate my superiors, but that's only Gwen, Jack and Ianto, and we'd probably all like the time off.

I think I need to get drunk. The day does end in Y after all.

I swear I spend more time sitting alone in my flat than I do spending time with actual people. This is probably because my cousin practically lives with her bloody boyfriend. I'm just waiting for Jamie and Albus to have a Very Serious Talk with him. I wonder if they'll sell tickets to that, I'd like to see them try to be threatening.

I need to get out more, it's my birthday in a next month and I'm going to be twenty two. All I have to show for it is a qualification that means nothing outside of the wizarding world and a complete lack of social life. I suppose it could always be worse.