PARABOLICAL COMMUNICATIONS

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TO: "ssnape@la-resident.org"
FROM: "hpotter@la-resident.org"
SUBJECT: "Meeting"

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To: Ron Weasley <rweasley@la-resident.org>, Severus Snape <ssnape@la-resident.org>
Subject: What is going on?!
From: Lavender Brown <lbrown@deadenddating.com>

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TO: "Narcissa" <nmalfoy@pureblood.uk.net>
FROM: "Severus" <ssnape@la-resident.org>
SUBJECT: Some questions

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Apparently, I'm supposed to be dead. And I married James Potter and had a son with him?

This is not a very funny joke, Sev. And the Weasley (I don't know who he is) insists that I'm not me.