PARABOLICAL COMMUNICATIONS

BITCH.
TITS.

PICK UP.
YOUR.
FUCKING.
PHONE.

Come on, douche, it's been like fucking six years now, what the fuck are you doing.  Call me the fuck back, assface!  Come on.

BITCHTITS.
PYRO.
Allie?
CALL ME BACK.

For serious bitchtits fucking pick up.  I got new news an' it's fuckin' important, where the hell are ya pick up.  Pick up pick up pick up oh FUCK you

HEY PYRO FUCKING PICK UP.  For serious fucking pick up, I fucking know you're there.  GUESS WHAT?  Pick up your fucking PHONE I got fucking NEWS for ya it's awesome c'mon fucking pick UP - oh fine fuck you bitchtits - *click*

TO: bitchtits <anorwood@la-resident.org>
FROM: mike <mconnelly@angelinvestigate.com>
SUBJ: bitchparty

i think i need another one
with lots and lots of drinking
and i'm not an alcoholic as long as im not drinking ALONE
come over?

TO: bitchtits <a.norwood@la-resident.org>
FROM: mike <m.connelly@angelinvestigate.com>
SUBJECT: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

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TO: Scout <m.connelly@angelinvestigate.com>
FROM: Luke Skywalker <lskywalker@la-resident.org>
SUBJECT: Hey.

Hey, Scout? Can I come stay with you and Miss Cordy a while? Umm.. Dad's kind of scaring me. He en't like he was before. He makes my heart hurt a little.

TO: Michael <m.connelly@angelinvestigate.com>
FROM: Elisabeth <e.braddock@la-resident.org>

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TO: bitchtits <a.norwood@la-resident.org>
FROM: mike <m.connelly@angelinvestigate.com>
SUBJECT: o shit

( You have 1 new message )

( WTF )

hey!! :)

From: freiker@angelinvestigate.com
To: mconnelly@angelinvestigate.com , anorwood@la-resident.org
Subject: LOOK WHAT I LEARNED HOW TO DO!

( Mail call )

Hey babe.  Don't bother coming over tonight, I'm having a guys night in or something.  See ya tomorrow.

To: Cordelia Chase <cchase@angelinvestigate.com>
From: The Scout <mconnelly@angelinvestigate.com>
Subject: Hunting

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"Yo, there's a car on fire up the street here. Don't know if you had anything t'do with it, but I figured ya'd wanna know."

TO: Adam Vasic <avasic@angelinvestigate.com>, Angel <angel@angelinvestigate.com>, Claire Littleton <clittleton@angelinvestigate.com>, Connor Reilly <creilly@la-resident.org>, Katara <katara@angelinvestigate.com>, Mantis <mantis@angelinvestigate.com>, Oz <dosbourne@angelinvestigate.com>, Prince Zuko <zuko@angelinvestigate.com>, Princess Yue <yue@angelinvestigate.com>, Scout <mconnelly@angelinvestigate.com>, Sarah Vida <svida@angelinvestigate.com>, Winifred Burkle <wburkle@angelinvestigate.com>
FROM: Cordelia Chase <cchase@angelinvestigate.com>
SUBJECT: Important message!

( Anyone associated with Angel Investigations has new mail! )

TO: Mr. and Mrs. Vader

Um.  Hey.  My name's Michael Connelly.  Your son Luke knows me as Scout.  I just, um, I don't know if it's like that here, but I know where I'm from, he wouldn't be allowed to talk to me if I didn't know his parents so they'd know I wasn't gonna, I don't know, cook him for dinner or something, so - uh - Hi?  Name, rank and serial number available upon request, and I seriously promise I'm not nutbar and I'm not gonna do anything to him or anything, but - I don't know if things here are like they are back home, and I don't want him to get in trouble for talking to me or anything.

- Mike
Scout, Blue Team