Email to Ron Weasley and Sevrus Snape To: Ron Weasley <rweasley@la-resident.org>, Severus Snape <ssnape@la-resident.org> Subject: What is going on?! From: Lavender Brown <lbrown@deadenddating.com>
This is officially insane!
Do either of you know why we are suddenly being overrun with brats the next generation? If this keeps up I hate to think of who will turn up. If Greyback shows his ugly face...
Maybe you’ll believe me now Ron. Or are you still in denial? Or will you stop being a git and finally come to your senses?! I DO NOT LOVE YOU ANYMORE GET OVER IT!
Merlin! I came to this place to get AWAY from all of you, and now it's like you are all breading worse than Hagrid’s Flobberworms!
You’ll both also have to pardon me, because I have no intentions on showing up at ANY of the little gatherings, these children seem to think we should have. Unless of course someone will give me a raw and blood covered steak for free.