PARABOLICAL COMMUNICATIONS

[Delivered on the morning of the 25th.]

( From Fred )


( From Eliot )


( From Cathy and Lindsey )


( From Vi )

[ backdated to after the texts and threads with the information ]

I need [ list of books in the Hyperion ] for research on and preparations for the inside of another dimension, one of the 'holding dimensions' of Wolfram & Hart. If I promise to guard them with my life and bring them back, may I come and get them?

[ text sent to family (Petrelli, Bennet, Winchester & co, etc) & close friends; ]
Get ready, we're going to go get pumpkins and have a carving party at the LAWC, Cathy posted about it on the boards. Think of the kids. Think of acting like kids for an afternoon. Think of the pumpkin seeds and the pumpkin foods. IT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN.

I'm not taking no for an answer!

[ additional text to Lyle; ]
I know I've been making with the avoiding since you got here and have been at the house, but please come?

Right. Hi. There's kind of an issue. Don't you love those? Okay. There's a new vampire in town. Her name is Lauren. She has short brown hair. She's bitchy. She's friends with some of the other's who've arrived here - like Annie (ghost girl). She is aware of the Hyperion, which - that's on me. My fault. But we have a lot of security precautions, so I don't want anyone to be on red alert. Maybe just kind of a mellow yellow-orange awareness. I'm not actually sure we want her dead. Kind of a hazy redemption deal going on, or something.

That's because I don't know what 'sort' of vampire she is, which also means there's no guarantee the usual standbys (like holywater) will work for sure, if you're just trying to get away. So, don't go out alone if you aren't supernaturally-enhanced to fight. That sound cool? Buddy system, all the way? Go team, Go? I was a cheerleader once... 

[Filtered to AI top personal: Faith, Sarah, Fred, Nathan, & Peter (by default)]

More specifically. Annie says this Lauren killed a family last night. ... She says her and her friends will watch her, that this is a case of a vampire who doesn't really wanna be bad. They don't want us to kill her. But...I don't even know where to begin. I'm not in your commandery ranks here, so it's kind up to you guys. Faith, what sort of offensive tact would you like? Let me know what the official stance should be, and I'll see what I can do. I feel really bad for kind of egging this particular vampire on. Uh, I didn't know she was a vampire, she just seemed like a regular ol' bitch - and uh, I was having a brief moment of insanity-fuled rage. So, that's why that happened.

Text to Fred

I tried. Honestly, at this point I'd recommend showing up at his door wearing nothing but black lace, but somehow I doubt even that would register.

I do believe your friend, Cathy, does not like me.

{Text to Fred}

That man of yours really is clueless, isn't he? We're talking on the boards. With your blessing, I'll gladly give him a shove in the right direction. A kick, if it's necessary.

( Text to Buffy. )

( Text to Ruby. )

( Text to Fred. )

Inside are the headphones that Fred said she would attempt to fix. They are back in one piece, still bear a couple of puppy teeth marks, but are otherwise functional. Also there is a note tucked in with them:

Here you go! They should be fully functional now but if they aren't, I can take another look. The technology was advanced from what I was used to but followed a similiar vein to today's technology so that's why it took so long. Enjoy!

( Presents for Sarah, Peter, Heather, Sam, Fred, and Molly! )

( Delivery! )

TO: "Ratbarf" tkowalski@la-resident.org
FROM: "Fred Burkle" fburkle@la-residgent.org
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