PARABOLICAL COMMUNICATIONS

( Gifts from Sam, Spike, and Xander. )

Let me tell you all about my interesting day.

They can't be serious.

Spikey,

They want me to go to New York, there's a whole campaign and I said okay cause, y'know, money shoes and Broadway. You be careful okay, and keep away from Slay-bitch, she's bad for you and I will tell the world how much!

I'll miss yooouuu!

Harm.

[ooc: Yes I know there was plan staking but I need to drop some like last week and mighty mod has asked me to not kill Harm just yet as she has fiendish plans for next year, that Harm would be useful for so she will be back and staking can go ahead then]

Sarah wants me to stay with you, and said you would know why.

You okay?
So how's the flight club
Can we talk about Fight Club?
We have a freaking daughter

Interesting night so far.

Hey, you busy?

Okay I so seem like a crazy stalker girl but can I come over for a while?

( Text to Buffy. )

Right. Hi. There's kind of an issue. Don't you love those? Okay. There's a new vampire in town. Her name is Lauren. She has short brown hair. She's bitchy. She's friends with some of the other's who've arrived here - like Annie (ghost girl). She is aware of the Hyperion, which - that's on me. My fault. But we have a lot of security precautions, so I don't want anyone to be on red alert. Maybe just kind of a mellow yellow-orange awareness. I'm not actually sure we want her dead. Kind of a hazy redemption deal going on, or something.

That's because I don't know what 'sort' of vampire she is, which also means there's no guarantee the usual standbys (like holywater) will work for sure, if you're just trying to get away. So, don't go out alone if you aren't supernaturally-enhanced to fight. That sound cool? Buddy system, all the way? Go team, Go? I was a cheerleader once... 

[Filtered to AI top personal: Faith, Sarah, Fred, Nathan, & Peter (by default)]

More specifically. Annie says this Lauren killed a family last night. ... She says her and her friends will watch her, that this is a case of a vampire who doesn't really wanna be bad. They don't want us to kill her. But...I don't even know where to begin. I'm not in your commandery ranks here, so it's kind up to you guys. Faith, what sort of offensive tact would you like? Let me know what the official stance should be, and I'll see what I can do. I feel really bad for kind of egging this particular vampire on. Uh, I didn't know she was a vampire, she just seemed like a regular ol' bitch - and uh, I was having a brief moment of insanity-fuled rage. So, that's why that happened.

Care to tell me why you were at my club last night tearing the floor up like some sort of fucking lunatic?

Wasn't there to witness it myself, but the blood was ridiculous and the talk was out of this world. What the fuck is going on, Slayer?

( Text to Buffy. )

( Text to Ruby. )

( Text to Fred. )

Just been stood up. Figured you were probably equally dateless right now so wanna grab some whiskey, bitch and hit things?

Any word or thing on Buffy?

Moonshine in the lobby. Under the couch. Anyone game?

( You are cordially invited..... )

Where are you? I'm not really keen on sniffing out the entire city. There are a lot smells I'd prefer to stay away from.

[Send a few minutes later]
Balls. C'mon, hurry up and respond.

( Gifts from Spike, Xander, and The Mayor. )

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Each phone call is taking place during this. Given the circumstance, there is a great deal of background noise; panic and struggling as Cordelia attempts to hold her own against Angelus.

( Phone call to Spike )

( Voicemail to Logan )

( Phone call to Faith )

The following people will likewise be on the receiving end of a similar phone call: Willow, Buffy, and Xander.

Had a vision.

Tomorrow night, about seven o'clock, at the corner of Sunset and Main. There are going to be a couple of Rwasundi Demons - at least that's what the database calls them. Something about a temporal disturbance they create around them or something.

Anyway, they're focusing on a couple of teenagers. A girl with short blond hair and a guy with one of those Military buzz cuts.

You might want to see if Faith wants to go with. This looks like it could get ugly.

Darla. Think you could find her?

TO: "Spike" <spike@la-resident.org>
FROM: "Angel" <angel@angelinvestigate.com>
SUBJECT: (no subject)

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