PARABOLICAL COMMUNICATIONS

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TO: "Toshiko Sato" <tsato@torchwood3.gov.uk>
FROM: "The Doctor" <thedoctor@unit.gov.uk>
SUBJECT: The Master.

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TO "Rose Tyler" <rtyler@la-resident.org>
CC: "Susan Foreman" <sforeman@la-resident.org>, "Romana" <romana@la-resident.org>
FROM: "The Doctor" <thedoctor@la-resident.org>
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TO: "Rose Tyler" <rtyler@la-resident.org>
FROM: "The Doctor" <thedoctor@la-resident.org>
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Hi. So, apparently I'm lacking in communication skills. There is a possibility I might do better in person, you know, where you can tell me to stop talking. That is, if you want to. And provided you've not buggered off somewhere else by now. Yeah, that's all.

- Doctor.

Doctor,

You better hope I've passed out from exhaustion by the time you get back to your TARDIS. I just got the place tidy and in near working order and you've gone and run her through what looks to be a tropical storm. I am not pleased and trust me you're going to know it soon.

P.S. - Don't eat my cultures that are growing in the fridge. I don't know exactly what they are yet so they might make you ill. And we're out of peanut butter. I like the crunchy kind best.

Romana

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FROM: "Harold Saxon" <hsaxon@la-resident.org>
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TO: "The Doctor" <thedoctor@la-resident.org>
FROM: "Susan" <sforeman@la-resident.org>
SUBJECT: Grandfather.

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TO: "Rose Tyler" <rtyler@la-resident.org>
FROM: "The Doctor" <thedoctor@la-resident.org>
SUBJECT: The Master.

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TO: "The Doctor" <thedoctor@la-resident.org>
CC: "Romana" <romanadvoratrelundar@la-resident.org>
FROM: "Susan" <sforeman@la-resident.org>
SUBJECT: Potential Paradoxes?

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'Ello Rose.