So you're going to have to help a clueless father out here and tell me, is there something else going on right now that has you so upset, or are you just against what's going on for moral reasons?
[ooc: SIXTEEN PAGES LATER, I'M DONE. For anyone I forgot, assume they got something nice in the same theme as other presents and you have my apologies. first half of the list]
I don't know what's happened, but I do know there are two Klondike bars and a gigantic stack of research on Wish Reversal sitting on the table next to me.