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I just invited Peter Parker (yes, the Peter Parker) to stop by sometime. I just thought you should know.

~ Cordy

TO: "Lavender Brown" <lbrown@deadenddating.com>
FROM: "Cordelia Chase" <cchase@angelinvestigate.com>
SUBJECT: About your raw meat cravings...

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TO: Xander Harris <xharris@la-resident.org>
FROM: Cordelia Chase <cchase@angelinvestigate.com>
SUBJECT: About Anya

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From: Veronica Mars <vmars@la-resident.org>
Subject: Employment
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TO: Cordelia Chase <cchase@angelinvestigate.com>
FROM: Angel <angel@angelinvestigate.com>
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From: The Scout <mconnelly@angelinvestigate.com>
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TO: Adam Vasic <avasic@angelinvestigate.com>, Angel <angel@angelinvestigate.com>, Claire Littleton <clittleton@angelinvestigate.com>, Connor Reilly <creilly@la-resident.org>, Katara <katara@angelinvestigate.com>, Mantis <mantis@angelinvestigate.com>, Oz <dosbourne@angelinvestigate.com>, Prince Zuko <zuko@angelinvestigate.com>, Princess Yue <yue@angelinvestigate.com>, Scout <mconnelly@angelinvestigate.com>, Sarah Vida <svida@angelinvestigate.com>, Winifred Burkle <wburkle@angelinvestigate.com>
FROM: Cordelia Chase <cchase@angelinvestigate.com>
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TO: Lindsey McDonald <lmcdonald@wolframhart.com>
FROM: Cordelia Chase <cchase@angelinvestigate.com>
SUBJECT: Winifred Burkle

Lindsey,

Get her out. Now. Find her and get her out of that evil infested place you call work. And if there is so much as one hair misplaced on her head, so help me GOD, I'll start cutting off parts of you that will never be able to be replaced. Got it?

I'm not kidding, either. GET. HER. OUT. She's one of ours and belongs with us.

This is the only warning you're getting. You have exactly half an hour. If she isn't well on her way to us by then, I'm coming for her personally.

~ Cordy