Cordelia Chase (ex_cordychas618) wrote in paracomms, @ 2008-03-17 18:58:00 |
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TO: "Lavender Brown" <lbrown@deadenddating.com>
FROM: "Cordelia Chase" <cchase@angelinvestigate.com>
SUBJECT: About your raw meat cravings...
Hey there!
Okay, so I know you don't really know me, and this is a bit of a random email, but I promise I'm not a total freak or anything. I just noticed that the reason for your increased cravings for raw meat seemed to be centered around possibly becoming a full-fledged werewolf. And, while I don't really know what werewolves are like where your from, I do know how they are - and are treated - here.
First of all, werewolf doesn't automatically equal bad. At all. One of my friends, Oz, is a werewolf. And aside from that whole pesky transformation thing that takes place, it really isn't an issue at all. In fact, it's come in kind of handy at times.
As far as the actual transformation goes, we have a cage built into the basement of the Hyperion that is guaranteed to hold a werewolf. We also have a tranquilizer gun full of a sedative that will stop a werewolf in its tracks if it somehow does manage to break through the cage. And, if all of that fails, a girl by the name of Katara lives here who can make absolutely sure nothing happens when you aren't, you know, in your human form or whatever.
Anyway. I don't mean to pry too much, and I'm sorry if I offended you or something, but I figured I would let you know that there are options. I, and my friends, would be more than willing to help you out if you need it. All you have to do is let us know.
Sincerely,
Cordelia Chase