PARABOLICAL COMMUNICATIONS

TO: “Clark Kent (younger)”
FROM: "Bart Allen"
SUBJECT: Just open it

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TO: Lindsey McDonald
FROM: Dexter Morgan
SUBJECT: Just a precaution

I may have been spotted indulging in my little hobby. (He was a prostitute killer, at least seven victims, you should have seen it- killing him was like poetry, but I digress.) I was caught by this kid calling himself Batman. And yes, I see the irony in a vigilante being spotted by another vigilante. I think I've managed to dissuade him from taking things any further, but just in case if you could start to prepare a defense I'd greatly appreciate it.

Your money is in the mail. I believe it should cover any services for now, let me know if I owe any more.

Regards,
Dexter

To: Selene
From: Logan

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Drowning in ice cream. Send life preserver.

TO: "Obi-Wan"
FROM: "Padmé"
SUBJECT: A request

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ooc: sent while taking care of sam and talking to kira

Please, please, please tell me you're sober, I don't think I can handle anymore drunk people tonight.

Your brother is a lousy drunk by the way.