TO: “Clark Kent (younger)” FROM: "Bart Allen" SUBJECT: Just open it
I can’t believe I’m asking you this. What is the world coming to? I don’t know.
I have this friend who has this friend who likes pie and she wants me to get him… pie. So since you’re like an expert on the stuff, you think you could hook me up? It can’t be crappy pie that tastes like someone buried it in dirt first, if you get the drift.
Help? Where do I get good pie? I’m lost. Seriously, man. She should have asked the… pie people or something. Why is God doing this to me?