Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

You are not going to believe what happened yesterday.

I am 90% certain that Scotty is Simms' son.

SOMEBODY DIED HERE??????????????????????????????? WHAT THE FUCK

Okay, some weird shit is apparently going on again, and we need a sound off.

So, sound off?

So I think it goes without saying that the intent is for everybody to vote for this, thinking it's all fine and dandy, and then tomorrow they're going to hit us with some bullshit for it. My guess is we get this for 24 hours for the vote, then if we decided to keep it going (which everyone probably will) we still have to keep it a secret and there's going to be some sort of punishment if we don't. Basically it will probably just end up being a "how long can you last" shitfest, which I'm down with in principle. Only thing is, because it's a group effort it could be that the whole group gets punished when someone inevitably fucks up.

In the meantime, I've ordered several boxes of condoms for the stash in case anybody wants to steal the town's entire supply again. I'd suggest maybe stocking up on shit a little, just in case the punishment is getting rid of the house's supply of what-the-fuck-ever. They might decide to hit our batcave stashes too, but I'd feel better pulling a Chase on this one on the off-chance that They don't.

You're the girl that's been here before? Like, a while? You lot are being kind of cryptic and I'm not bothered by that, but here's the thing.

This is my third day living in this goddamn micro mini. I mean, fourth if you count the day they took me. It's getting really uncomfortable, and I guarantee if I put this fucker in the washing machine it'll fall apart, and everyone's saying the clothing store you once apparently had isn't there. Not that I can go see for myself, in a goddamn micro mini and stilettos. So, do you have anything you can spare? I'm about five minutes away from going full toga here.

I'm Audrey from Sydney. I definitely wasn't expecting to wake up and not recognise any of the names on here.

I worked in HR, though that seems a long ways away from where we are now.

been here for awhile now, why do I have to intro myself now?

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beyonce as a form of torture?

okay, that's fair. let's do this.

levi from Massachusetts. I like puppies.

I don't recognize most of you. welcome newbs, I guess.

I'm Felix Vaughn, from Chicago, and so far this definitely doesn't look like the same skittles bag of fellow kidnapees I went to bed with.

Cecilia? Oliver? Owen? Anybody else want to sign off for the new kids?