Hey, kids! I'd like to cash in my Wild Card and my two vouchers, please and thanks.
For the Wild Card, can you have Edwin and Vanessa wake up muted and fastened to the ceiling in the billiard room? If there's a suitable way to incorporate the gear from the last obstacle course that would be swell. And to be clear, I'm not asking for whatever punishment the little idiot earned yesterday to be revoked, so give that to her too if that would tickle you. I'd also like for the
secret prize she earned to be neatly installed and remain anonymous, but I'll actually use a voucher to purchase it. As much as I love talking to you guys, negotiations are a pain.
For the $50 voucher for another housemate, I'd like to pay it back to Vanessa. If you could plaster a door-sized sticker on the outside of her bathroom door (facing the bedroom) with a big ol' HD picture of Zippy that says "Pleasure Doing Business With You!" in large, friendly letters, that would be amazing. If that would be more than $50, just use the next biggest size applicable. Bonus points for making it extra hard to remove.
For my own voucher I'd like a nice home for Dr. Rabita Haresson the bunny, please.
Also, how you guys doin? We haven't talked in a while!