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Private to Castiel

Getting sentimental, Clarence? Where did you even find this?

Private to Sam Winchester

Get your crap, we're going for a drive.

There's a book in my room that I did not put there. Who did it? Who left this for me?

Panic at Local Walmart

Police responding to a suspected shoplifting incident were shocked as they attempted to apprehend the suspect only to be attacked by the man's alleged accomplices. Several people attempted to deter police and create panic by attacking any and all that came near them. Victims reported being struck, scratched, and even bitten by the crazed group, who are now being held on assault charges. Police are still searching for the man believed to be the instigator, Michael Trogdon. Do not approach. If you have any information regarding this man, please contact your local police department immediately.

[Private to Jupiter Jones]

Meet me on the roof. I have something for you.

Very funny.

Let me be very clear, those books are complete nonsesnse.

For one thing, those darling little slippers children love so much were stilettos. Do you seriously think witches wear slippers? They were also ruby not silver. It's all about value, not some endearing children's novel.