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[Michael Jackson's "Thriller" blasts from the Milano]

Enjoy this classic everyone.

Is Cerulean Robotics still acting as a safehouse? My lack of experience with guns and poor Elvis impersonation skills make me a remarkably unconvincing gang member. Most of them are beginning to notice I'm nowhere to be found when the lot of them are out there trying to get shot up. I'm doing everything I can to avoid that specific activity.

Lily

Are you and Harry still with the Followers? I think it's best if we avoid places the Legion might see fit to invade. The Fort has medical supplies, bet they'll be wanting those.

Something real fucking shady is going on out there.

I have been locked up for days and finally free.

Only to be put on display? This place is creepy, like there are skinless humans....what the!


Peter? Ned? Anyone!

Guess this would be an appropriate time for a Rick Roll.

I got woken up at the crack of dawn and found myself in some sort of barracks. The guys who slept in the bunks either side of me know my name and act like they've known me for years. I feel like I would remember them, if I knew them - I'm not in the habit of losing my memory suddenly. When I demanded to know where the hell I was, they laughed at me and thought I'd had too much of the secret stash of moonshine. Told me to move fast, or I'd miss breakfast. I've got a boss, I've got a job - I've even got a uniform. Apparently, I'm part of the military in this place too, or at least they think I am.

But I remember how everything looked outside when I went to sleep, and it doesn't look the same now. We got any theories?

[MIRANDA]

Are you alright? Where are you?

I need a job. One that doesn't conflict with schooling, otherwise Betty might get mad.

This is like the best day ever!

Hi, kids! Remember, if you want a place to stay or to hang out, you're welcome at ( CUT OOC for sparkles, gifs & big font )

No one who didn't wake up as a child on Saturday morning woke up as one on any of the following mornings, did they? Is it safe to sleep yet?

Hi, children. My name is Mrs. Potter 💖, like the lady who wrote Peter Rabbit. If you tell me your parents' phone numbers, I'll see if I can get a message to them so they know where you are.

( cut ooc for pics/bright colors & big font )

If any grownups would like to volunteer to help with this current situation please get in touch.

[FILTER: WORMY]

I'm sorry for the radio silence this past week. It's been a bit difficult, as you might imagine.

All I know is I better not wake up as a fucking kid.

I don't know why, but today I was reminded of the fact that my mom wanted me to be a butcher. I could have had my own shop, and be carving corned beef, but I told her 'no mom, I want to be a lawyer, and fight the good fight'. Guess I should have listened to mom.

I miss my son. I feel like it's been such a long time since I've seen him.

I never thought I'd see the States. It looks nothing like the photos although it's probably worth mentioning that the latest pictures I've seen of this place (not really specifically this place but the country in general) were taken decades ago. Suppose I'll know what to expect if ever I get home and choose to vacation here when I'm 66.

I'm Peter. It's been almost a week now that I've been here. From what I've read I can expect to be here much longer. I understand that I shouldn't throw myself at the barrier but I'm open to any other advice that might make my stay here easier.

Right. Who here uses magic?

If any Hitwizards want to arrest me for breaking the Statute of Secrecy, at least I'd be out of this place

I am beginning to think that David Copperfield is not a real wizard