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Pretty sure Vegas just tried to convince me to play a game of fetch with him and a three-headed dog, and I'm not sure how I feel about that...

You always hear of people saying 'New year, new me!' but if I could end out this year like I did last year, I'll be a happy guy.

Michelle and I want to start a book club, who's interested?

[Betty, MJ, Peter P.]

Hey, did you guys want to hang out for New Year's Eve, maybe go check out that ferris wheel? We could get Chinese food and make it a little party.

I can't even believe that I'm asking this, but can anyone help me find something nice to wear for that Yule Ball? I want to take my girlfriend, but all my clothes are way too casual.

Also, I need help holiday shopping.

It's been a weird and awkward beginning to the month. I'm used to there being more snow this time of year, and while the storms were pretty cool it's just not the same. Kinda freaky to discover there are actual gods and (I assume) goddesses here, but I really shouldn't be surprised by much of anything anymore considering.

It's also pretty messed up to me that I got to keep my snake while Betty didn't get to keep her platypus, but I don't know what to do about it. Ugh.

I am relieved to be awake again, and returned to all of you. Despite my sudden absence, I have enough knowledge and understanding to believe that I was directly responsible for what has transpired these last few days, and I am sorry for that. Rest assured that it will not happen again unintentionally, and you are not in any danger from me. I am sworn to protect Earth and its people and that includes all of you, regardless of where you originally hail from. That being said, I imagine that some of you may have questions, and I will do my best to answer them.

[AVENGERS]

I do not even know where to begin. So much has changed, my friends.

[LOKI]

You faked your death. Again.

Is it terrible that I named my platypus after a cartoon? I couldn't think of anything else and Perry is so cute.

Did anyone else check out the Thanksgiving buffet? This might be the first year I can really say I ate to the point where I couldn't eat anymore.

Toni said it was a good spread, but was disappointed in the lack of mice.

Toss me another crow and call me Grimnir. At least she knows not to shit everywhere. Not sure what the endgame is here but if we're going to face them all off against each other I'm in for it.

I'm not sure what it says about me that I've gotten comfortable walking around with a snake coiling itself around me as I move.

Ned is gone. I've looked everywhere.

A rattlesnake.

...yeah, that makes sense.

I'm not sure if it's because of the awesomeness of my Halloween look, or just in general, but I seriously need a motorcycle.

So Betty, I think I found a good look...

( picture under the cut )

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

To my Students:

Yes I do expect you to resume lessons.

It seems strange to think I would be relieved to see this strange place again, but I find that I truly am. It may not by my home, but it is a home of sorts, and for that I am grateful.

It's good to be back here.

[Private to Jughead Jones and Betty Cooper]

You guys alright?

If someone doesn't tell me where my girlfriend went and why her name isn't in this stupid, broken device anymore, heads will roll.

If anything happened to her, I swear to whatever god or gods are listening, you will pay for this.