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[Private to Matt]

I know you too well. Don't do anything stupid.

So what are the big plans tonight?

[Private to Kara]
I know the best spot to quietly watch the fireworks tonight. A place I found during my spare time.

Does anyone else find their animal to be a bad influence?

There's a lot to be thankful for this year, although it may not feel that way. I'm thankful that I've got both new and old friends here.

For any of my kids without parents and family today, I've got a surprise for you.

I've decorated our classroom and I've commandeered a section of the kitchen. Dinner is at 6.

[Private to Matt]

You and your friends are invited, of course. You don't strike me as the roasting turkey sort of group.

The great fucking ape that someone put in my apartment, who can fucking talk with the name Gorgon.
More like gordo...

Take it back!

I...shit...he threw my whiskey bottle at me!


Oh it's Silverback Gorilla, I've been corrected. It's about to be a d... [more crashing noises]


For fuck sake, where is animal control in this fucking town?

Okay, who had the bright idea to put a baby bear in my room?

If I knew what gods to thank for the food network, I'd be on my knees this very second.

Has anyone else heard crying from the sewer?

I'm pretty sure someone would post something if there was a missing child. Something didn't feel right about it.

I have no idea what to dress as for Halloween.

[Private to Matt Murdock]

Did you see the notice?

Turns out Midnight is a healthy kitty, although he's a little undersized. The vet recommended some special food, and said he's going to be a fluffy guy.

To my Students:

Yes I do expect you to resume lessons.

Private to Frank Castle and Kara

Need some help.

I woke up to find two little old ladies standing over me with smiles on their faces, and a third holding a knife to my throat. I don't know where I am, but they took everything I had minus the clothes on my back.

Anyone else having that kind of morning?

Feels a bit weird to say this, considering, but if anyone needs any legal assistance I'm not really doing anything else here.

I hope I'm using this correctly.

Hello. My name is Ella. It's a pleasure to meet you all.

[Private to Kara]

Thank you.

[Private to Karen, Frank and Foggy]

Well, at least things do return to some normalcy in this place eventually.

[Filtered to Frank, Karen, and Matt]
I am so sorry for what I was like before. Thank you all for making sure I didn't do anything too boneheaded.

Matty, Karen, Mr. Castle, anyone! I need to find a church so's I can make confession so's Lucifer doesn't steal my soul over a cookie! He said he's got no interest in having kids in Hell but everyone knows he's a liar and ma said I'd go to Hell if I stole that cookie!

I'm too cute for Hell!