April Fools, ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) sdk! |
[May. 1st, 2009|10:53 pm] |
Title: "Composition 1A: Pervert with Pensieve and Pickle"
Recipient: sdk
Author/Artist: pre_raphaelite1 and thegildedmagpie
Word Count or Medium: Luna: Pen, coloured pencil, and paper; Remus/Sirius: Sculpey clay
Pairings/Characters: Luna with Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Voyeurism, masturbation, Anal-Vegetable insertion, crossdressing
Summary: Luna has a pensieve and a penchant for pickles (and creators who like alliteration).
Author/Artist's Notes: sdk, we wanted to include as many of your prompts and interests as we could, hence Luna's toy. We sort of missed the request for no food!smut once we saw you listed "pickles" in your interests... If you like, we can tell you that it's not a pickle at all, just a green dildo? Oops.
Also we think there's not nearly enough anal action for girls in fandom. Fool #33 says that Sirius also doubles as a pencil holder if you turn him over, but Fool #34 defends that she wasn't sure how much his arse would shrink when she baked them so might have slightly overcompensated so he'd still fit onto Remus' cock.
( Composition 1A: Pervert with Pensieve and Pickle ) |
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| April Fools to me! aka pre_raphaelite1! |
[May. 1st, 2009|04:04 pm] |
Title: A Better View
Recipient: pre_raphaelite1
Author/Artist: sdk
Pairings/Characters: Sirius/Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Kinks: Sirius is presented as Padfoot, but I wouldn't call it bestiality.
Word Count or Medium: Photoshop and PSP with the help of photo references and my mouse.
Summary: Padfoot gets a better view.
Author/Artist's Notes: I was tempted by all of my original requests and prompts, but "Padfoot gets up to something no good" called out to me the loudest. I know Hermione's probably not apt to dress up like a pin-up girl, but it seemed to fit the idea and I hope you'll forgive the bit of OOCness. Special thanks to those who held my hand during this and to the mods for running this fest!
( A Better View ) |
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[May. 1st, 2009|03:57 pm] |
Title:Oh, it's love, it's love
Recipient: drcjsnider
Author/Artist: jin_fenghuang
Pairings/Characters:Rose/Scorpius, Draco/Harry (if you squint)
Rating:PG.
Warnings/Kinks:fluff and humour
Word Count or Medium:tablet, photoshop
Summary:What is this thing
That comes in Spring
That gives us all the itch?
Oh, it's love, it's love
(The Spring Song by Charlie Chaplin)
Author/Artist's Notes: Running out of new things to try in a hurry, I decided to tie my hand behind my back. Literally. Well, okay, kinda. I drew this with my left hand setting the time limit to one hour.
( It's Love, it's love ) |
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| April Fools, who_la_hoop! |
[Apr. 28th, 2009|10:21 pm] |
Title: Best Malfoy Legs Since the 1800s
Recipient: who_la_hoop
Artist: lilian_cho
Pairings/Characters: Scorpius, implied AS/S
Rating: PG-13 for crossdressing
Warnings/Kinks: skinny boy in a skirt
Medium: pencil; smudges cleaned in Photoshop
Summary: Draco muses that it's karma for making Crabbe and Goyle polyjuice as little girls. Lucius thinks his legs look better when he was younger. Narcissa just wants a cup of tea.
Artist's Notes: n00b drawing mistakes fixed by my art beta. The leather upholstery belongs to him (the idea of it, that is, not the physical object.) who_la_hoop, I hope the pose is sexy sensual enough for you.
( Best Malfoy Legs Since the 1800s ) |
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| April Fools, thegildedmagpie! |
[Apr. 27th, 2009|10:12 am] |
Title: Chamber of Victoria’s Secrets
Recipient: thegildedmagpie
Author/Artist: blpaintchart
Pairings/Characters: Tom/Ginny
Rating: PG
Warnings/Kinks: Mild bondage and BDSM, corsets.
Word Count or Medium: Collage made from Fimo/Sculpey and accessories.
Summary: One of Tom Riddle’s favourite fantasies was to lure an innocent young lady into his Chamber of Victoria’s Secrets.
Author/Artist's Notes: Dear thegildedmagpie, I’m sorry that the kinkiness rating isn’t terribly high on this gift for you, but if it’s any consolation, I did have enormous fun making it!
( Chamber of Victoria's Secrets ) |
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| April Fools, kabal42! |
[Apr. 26th, 2009|09:48 pm] |
Title: Study in Red
Recipient: kabal42
Author/Artist: deborak
Pairings/Characters: Luna/Ginny
Rating: R
Warnings/Kinks: NWS, Nudity
Word Count or Medium: pencil, Photoshop
Summary: (Prompt) Luna after the war, living as an artist with a following in both Muggle and Wizarding world. Relationship with Ginny.
Author/Artist's Notes: Figures were sketched in pencil, then scanned and colored in Photoshop. The background of the scene was created in Photoshop using stock art and effects.
( Dip the Brush ) |
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| April Fools, ragdoll! |
[Apr. 25th, 2009|02:23 pm] |
Title: Bathroom Break
Recipient: ragdoll
Author/Artist: shocfix
Pairings/Characters: Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: oral, rimming, and there is sound, too...
Word Count or Medium: a bit of everything, really
Summary: All Tonks wanted to do was take a bath.
Author/Artist's Notes: Ah, ragdoll, we will have to blame you for this. I cannot draw. Really, really cannot. If only your user name was ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) bad_collage or awful_painting... many thanks to R for the 'beta', and to the lovely mods for giving me this opportunity and enabling me violently when I told them what I was doing…
Download from Sendspace, HERE.
Mod's Note: This is a large file and an .EXE but it is safe to open. Do not fear viruses or anything but awesomeness. This is completely worth the time it might take you to download. The run time is about 5 minutes (I think?) and it will run full screen. Be sure to have your speakers on before opening.
Mod's Note #2: Sorry, mac users. I don't know how to make it work for you? I am contacting the creator- perhaps the knowledge is there. |
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| April Fools, alexis_sd! |
[Apr. 24th, 2009|09:56 pm] |
Title: Once Upon a Rainbow
Recipient: alexis_sd
Artist: who_la_hoop
Pairing: Albus Severus/Scorpius
Rating: Probably a G . . . unless you are disturbed by the sight of teenage boys in badly-drawn pyjamas :D
Warnings/Kinks: None!
Medium: Drawn in pencil, finished in black pen
Summary: It’s bedtime. In what appears to be a field! And look, a rainbow!
Artist's Notes: alexis_sd, I’m sorry this came out so tame (and cute!) but you did prompt me with ‘rainbow’ and ‘tender’ and this just happened :D They’re naked under their pyjamas, if that helps . . . *snigger* Hope you like! ♥ Er, in the likely case you can’t identify which boy is which, Scorpius has ‘M’ for Malfoy on his PJs :D This art isn’t quite as dreadful as I expected (lmao), and for that I’d like to thank a photo I referred to for the pose, and my manga collection for drawing inspiration.
( Once Upon a Rainbow ) |
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| April Fools, synn! |
[Apr. 23rd, 2009|11:51 pm] |
Title:Abuse of Power Comes as No Surprise
Recipient: synn
Author: venturous
Word Count: about 5,400
Rating:NC-17
Pairing(s): Severus/Harry, the briefest mention of Harry/Ginny
Warning(s): EWE, mindfuck, bdsm, noncon, intentional cruelty, blow job, glimpses of torture, sort of a cliff-hanger...
Disclaimer:any recognizable characters don't belong to me; I am just borrowing them for entertainment.
A/N Synn, you asked for Harry/Snape bdsm among other things, and I aim to please. You also asked for "dirty but loving scenes" and I fear I may have skated near the edge here. But I assure you, love is very much involved.
Acknowledgments Our Dear Mod pre_raphaelite1 deserves a medal for putting up with my whinging and excuses, and giving me copious extensions. (And a special prize for telling me "Now! or ELSE!" ) In spite of all the writerly angst this has really been fun, enlightening, and the fest a wonderful treat. I can tell you this: my respect for and admiration of writers has soared as I discovered how difficult it really is to make good fic. Writers, I doff my feathered cap to you all with much gratitude for all the pleasure you give us.
Many thanks to my helpful beta-readers T, C and C. I'd also like to thank RL friend C for her professional advice. All of you made a huge and unwieldy epic!plot-bunny (somewhat!) manageable.
Thanks to Synn for the opportunity to explore some squicky territory and really enjoy it. If the muse permits, there will be more to the tale.
( Abuse of Power Comes as No Surprise ) |
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| April Fools, vivien529! |
[Apr. 22nd, 2009|03:01 pm] |
Title: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair
Recipient: vivien529
Author/Artist: thegildedmagpie
Word Count or Medium: Canvas, paper, charcoal, pastel chalk, Mod Podge, acrylic paint, coated copper wire, fimo clay, pen and ink, assorted glass and semiprecious beads, fabric, a ring, ribbon, furniture tacks and a Shelley quote.
Pairings/Characters: Tom Riddle with a side of Tom/Ginny
Rating: PG
Warnings/Kinks: none
Summary: Tom Riddle surrounded by the work of his hands.
Author/Artist's Notes: Many thanks to my partner P for doing Tom’s handwriting, and for saving me when I was too frustrated even to scream. Additional thanks to E for the Tom/Ginny dialogue that fills the diary.
( Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair ) |
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| April Fools, doveypoo! |
[Apr. 21st, 2009|06:14 pm] |
Title: Men in Kilts are Sexy!
Recipient: doveypoo
Artist: star54kar
Pairings/Characters: Ron/Hermione, and George/Luna
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Kinks: Shirtless man in a kilt!
Medium: Colored pencils and sharpie markers.
Summary: Late one evening, while preparing for the upcoming Grand Re-Opening of Weasleys Wizard Wheezes, George decides that he should do something nice for Ron to thank him for all of his help. When Luna casually mentions that Hermione thinks that men in kilts are sexy, George decides to do Ron a favor by giving his little brother an unexpected clothing change.
Artist's Notes: I hope that you enjoy your gift doveypoo! I really enjoyed your prompts and had fun attempting to draw them. It's a little hard to see some of Ron and George's freckles in the scan, but I assure you that they are there if you look closely. My eternal thanks goes to K for your extremely helpful advice regarding perspective drawing! I couldn't have done it without you:)
( Men in Kilts are Sexy! ) |
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| April Fools, littleblackbow! |
[Apr. 21st, 2009|01:53 pm] |
Title: Drop Dead Gorgeous
Recipient: littleblackbow
Author/Artist: eeyore9990
Pairings/Characters: Draco Malfoy, Gilderoy Lockhart, Whomping Willow
Rating: PG?
Warnings/Kinks: LOL, uh. Bad art? Stick figured men who look like women? Arbor-ary violence! Bad Language!
Word Count or Medium: Pencils (#2 and color), watercolors, sharpie colored markers, crayons, sweat, tears, swear words
Summary: Wherein Draco is overcome…
Author/Artist's Notes: In panel 3, Draco's tie is simply swollen with fright. Yes, that's what fear does to school ties. littleblackbow, I really hope you get a little giggle out of this. Once again, I have whole new respect for fandom's artists. Y'all ROCK!
Most sincere thanks to J for the "art" beta and to the fabulous mods of hp_april_fools for holding the funnest fest ever. Much love and appreciation!
( Drop Dead Gorgeous ) |
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| April Fools, lilian_cho! |
[Apr. 19th, 2009|11:46 am] |
Title: A Tactical Retreat
Recipient: lilian_cho
Author/Artist: shadesofsienna
Pairings/Characters: Albus Severus & Scorpius
Rating: G
Warnings/Kinks: None
Medium: Pencils & paper
Summary: It was truly a feast for the eye.
Artist's Notes: After my debut as a True Artist, I wanted to produce something even more grand and awe-inspiring than I did last year. Unfortunately I forgot exactly how difficult it is to draw something that doesn't look like some sort of odd stick-puppet/alien/mutant creature, and so my dear betas had to remind me that a kneeling person does not look like they have an arse at the front of their body instead of actual knees. In any case, I think I eventually managed to succeed in my mission. I hope the result pleases you, lilian_cho!
( A Tactical Retreat ) |
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| April Fools, ivylady! |
[Apr. 18th, 2009|12:42 am] |
Title: A Taste of Innocence
Recipient: ivylady
Author/Artist: jin_fenghuang
Pairings/Characters: Hermione/Luna
Rating: R
Warnings/Kinks: femmeslash, NWS, nudity
Word Count or Medium: tablet, photoshop
Summary:
Author/Artist's Notes: This is my first venture into digital art and that pairing.I enjoyed it greatly and I hope you will too.
( A Taste of Innocence ) |
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| April Fools, star54kar! |
[Apr. 17th, 2009|11:21 pm] |
Title: Peace at Last (Not for Long)
Recipent: star54kar
Artist: hpuckle
Pairings/Characters: Ron/Hermione
Rating: Soft R (NWS)
Warning/Kinks: Het. Implied bondage/blindfolding. Very prominent bulge in Ron's pants.
Medium: Digital
Summary: Ron and Hermione finally get a night to themselves.
Artist's Notes: star54kar, I really wanted to give you something you'd like so I hope this doesn't dissapoint. I'm sorry I couldn't get it any smuttier or include more of your kinks, but this image popped into my head as soon as I read your request. I've tried to include bondage (implied) and an element of role play. Thank you to the one who had a look at this for me and assured me that you would like it.
Reference pics used like crazy for their bodies! The background was created using random google searches of wallpaper patterns.
( Peace at Last (Not for Long) ) |
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| April Fools, wallflowergirl! |
[Apr. 16th, 2009|11:09 am] |
Title: April Showers
Recipient: wallflowergirl
Artist: torino10154
Pairings: Harry/Ron
Rating: R
Warnings/Kinks: NWS Nekkid men, man bits
Medium: Photo manipulated with Photoshop CS
Summary: Harry and Ron take advantage of a spring shower
Artist's Notes: It was my pleasure to create something for you, wallflowergirl! From your prompts I used Harry/Ron and rain. Special thanks to L for the PS tips.
( April Showers ) |
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| April Fools, gin_tonic! |
[Apr. 15th, 2009|09:07 pm] |
Title: "Chapter 24 and Three-Quarters"
Recipient: gin_tonic
Author/Artist: pre_raphaelite1
Word Count or Medium: 1 wooden box, 1 copy of Order of the Phoenix, 1 piece of glass, 1 tube of noxious glue, 1 bottle of decoupage glue, 1 beeeeeeeeellion beads
Pairings/Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: very NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: crossdressing
Summary: Snape has very clear ideas on how to empty his "mind" every night.
Author/Artist's Notes: Well, despite having written everything but Snarry, I couldn't turn down the French!Maid Harry prompt you gave, gin_tonic; it was just a matter of finding the right medium. When my copy of OotP fell apart onto my girl's bead bins, it came to me. I'll have you know I made this while at my in-laws' kitchen table then proceeded to take the completed project to a glass shop to have them cut and fit the glass in. So I've gotten a lot of strange looks from people in the last week which means I've done something right. :P I hope you enjoy it!
( Chapter 24 and Three-Quarters ) |
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| April Fools, hpsauce! |
[Apr. 14th, 2009|11:10 pm] |
Title: Do You Believe in Snorkacks?
Recipient: hpsauce
Author/Artist: slumber
Pairings/Characters: Luna/Hermione
Rating: Very low R? PG-16?
Warnings/Kinks: Schoolgirl uniforms, outdoor (maybe) foreplay
Word Count or Medium: Um. Colored markers.
Summary: "You'll need to be very, very quiet, or else the crumple-horned snorkacks will take more than your shoes."
Author/Artist's Notes: Um. Earlier, upon signing up, I had wonderful visions of what I was going to draw you. Sadly, they refuse to translate onto paper. It probably does not help that my only art materials happened to be a set of colored markers. Apologies for the lack of detail, but trust me, they would not have improved anything. Also, yes, I have no sense of proportion. My knowledge in Photoshop, too, is severely limited. *flails* Anyway, I'm including both versions of it so you can pick which one you like more, lol. Happy April Fools'! (To the mods, thank you for running this awesome fest!)
( Luna and Hermione, sitting 'neath a tree... ) |
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| April Fools, the_con_cept! |
[Apr. 13th, 2009|10:01 pm] |
Title: Snape's Hair is kind of stringy. :P
Recipient: the_con_cept
Author/Artist: littleblackbow
Pairings/Characters: Harry/Snape
Rating: PG
Warnings/Kinks: kind of yarny. :P
Word Count or Medium: Amigurumi!!!
Author/Artist's Notes: I know you've had a pretty rough month, dear. Here's something that will hopefully bring a little smile to your face.
( Snape's Hair is kind of stringy. ) |
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