April Fools, gin_tonic! Title: "Chapter 24 and Three-Quarters" Recipient:gin_tonic Author/Artist:pre_raphaelite1 Word Count or Medium: 1 wooden box, 1 copy of Order of the Phoenix, 1 piece of glass, 1 tube of noxious glue, 1 bottle of decoupage glue, 1 beeeeeeeeellion beads Pairings/Characters: Snape/Harry Rating: very NC-17 Warnings/Kinks: crossdressing Summary: Snape has very clear ideas on how to empty his "mind" every night. Author/Artist's Notes: Well, despite having written everything but Snarry, I couldn't turn down the French!Maid Harry prompt you gave, gin_tonic; it was just a matter of finding the right medium. When my copy of OotP fell apart onto my girl's bead bins, it came to me. I'll have you know I made this while at my in-laws' kitchen table then proceeded to take the completed project to a glass shop to have them cut and fit the glass in. So I've gotten a lot of strange looks from people in the last week which means I've done something right. :P I hope you enjoy it!