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Tweak says, "ARGGGGHHHHHH."

Hazel Temperance Keating (lilwitchhazel) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-06 22:04:00

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Guys I know some of you aren't excited about parents and shit BUT I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT PARENTS AND SHIT.

[Warded to Susana, Micah, Calvin, and Ennis]

Hey bros of Cole. It's time for real talk.

It has come to my attention that he has completely gone batshit and lost his mind and likes freaking CORALEE MOTHERFUCKING WONG which we all know is just about the worst thing ever for a little sweet weird kid like Cole.

So I think we should save him from the evil clutches of stupid Coralee. Like, for reals save him because this is ridiculous. It’s time for the Cole A. Moss Preservation Squad (CAMPS)!! We’re gonna get him away from evil and in bed (Figuratively. Maybe.) with someone much nicer! As first plan, I propose we make him kiss everyone he knows until he figures out who he likes that isn’t evil! It’s a pretty quick way to get this crap sorted that doesn’t require finesse or whatever. That way we can just all pretend this didn’t happen and Coralee can go back to making freshman miserable and leave Cole alone.

She sent him MACAROONS for christ's sake! She’s up to some evil shit. We’ve got to get going on this fast.

You guys know him way better than me so this’ll obviously go smoother if you help, but honestly I’m gonna do this crap whether you guys want to help or not because this is insane and he is just going to get trampled and that is NOT OK.

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Side note I don’t know if his middle name actually starts with an A but CMPS is just dumb so it’s close enough anyways.

Other side note the team name is technically up for debate but I think it's pretty solid.

[OOC: Hilariously I didn't know his middle name actually does start with an A when I made this up. Happy coincidences!]

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CAMPS

auteur
2017-01-06 11:35 pm UTC (link)

First of all, love the name. EVEN MORE appropriate considering we go to Camping School!!!! Clearly meant to be.

A few notes:

Coralee REALLY IS awful. Did you see the way she treated him during the winter play???? And he's still head over heels for her. Whyyyyyyyy :(

UH NO "MAYBE" ON THAT "FIGURATIVELY"?? this is Cole we're talking about????

I sadly cannot volunteer to kiss Cole bc we've already kissed and it turns out the power of our BRODUDE BUDDYPAL BOND is too powerful to be affected by the sheer sexual magnetism possessed by us studly young sophomores. But I'm sure there's plenty of people Cole hasn't kissed yet!!!!

Were the macaroons laced with love potion???? Is THIS how she's making it happen?????

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sheepishly
2017-01-06 11:49 pm UTC (link)

And Cole's middle name actually starts with A!! Great guess work, Hazel!

I don't think Coralee's as bad as you guys are making her out to be? Maybe she sent him macaroons to thank him for his hard work in the play... It doesn't necessarily mean she has an evil motivation? I definitely don't think she laced it with love potion, though? She wouldn't do that. He's seemed to like her before Christmas?

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	CAMPS lilwitchhazel 2017-01-07 08:05 am UTC (link)
	~~I guess I just knew his middle name started with an A in my soul~~ She is that bad :( she's all about playing games to further her evil agenda that I'm pretty sure just includes being a bitch and getting lots of attention. It'll be ok we'll help him (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS auteur 2017-01-07 11:39 am UTC (link)
	Uhhhhh YEAH I'm with Hazel here, Coralee treats Cole like her personal footstool. I mean it's real that Cole REALLY LIKES her but as his dearest friends we really need to be the VOICES OF REASON and point him AWAY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS evercreep 2017-01-07 11:53 am UTC (link)
	Agreeing as well. She'll be just sweet enough to keep him blinded. Micah, you're his oldest friend. You have to talk to him about this. We need a clearer picture of how set he is on her right now. What she's been doing, what she's been saying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS auteur 2017-01-07 11:56 am UTC (link)
	Like SOOOO SET???? Cole's fallen for her hard. You remember the time he got all DRUNK during the Grotto party???? Preeeeetty sure that was because he was so depressed over the cruel vicissitudes of unrequited love screwing him up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS lilwitchhazel 2017-01-07 08:12 am UTC (link)
	We're not gonna make him kiss anyone, we're just going to tell him to??? It'll be fine. We're just helping him! Calvin, he missed tree decorating for that?!?? That's horrible D< and also wtf Amortentia he's just all weird now because of it!? Like not lasting effects just like.. he's confused?? Ugh we really need to ~~make~~ gently suggest he kiss everyone (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS evercreep 2017-01-07 11:49 am UTC (link)
	It won't even work. He's already kissed half of us, and he's still chasing Coralee and not Micah or Ana ~~or me~~, isn't he? It must have been. After it all wore off he said some odd things, but I didn't pay it any mind. I should have. Maybe I could have prevented this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: CAMPS gottaplay 2017-01-07 11:59 am UTC (link)
	~~Not Ana for sure :(~~ I think she's just being just nice enough for him to not see how truly awful she is. That's the problem. I don't know. She seems like the type who would enjoy this kind of thing, with or without Amortentia help. It's not your fault. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS auteur 2017-01-07 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	OK OK that's actually a FAIR POINT like if you can't kiss a mega-babe like Ana without catching a FEW FEELINGS, then a bit of indiscriminate kissing isn't going to solve the problem. Soooo what if INSTEAD I kiss Coralee???????? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)