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Hazel Temperance Keating (lilwitchhazel) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-06 22:04:00

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Guys I know some of you aren't excited about parents and shit BUT I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT PARENTS AND SHIT.

[Warded to Susana, Micah, Calvin, and Ennis]

Hey bros of Cole. It's time for real talk.

It has come to my attention that he has completely gone batshit and lost his mind and likes freaking CORALEE MOTHERFUCKING WONG which we all know is just about the worst thing ever for a little sweet weird kid like Cole.

So I think we should save him from the evil clutches of stupid Coralee. Like, for reals save him because this is ridiculous. It’s time for the Cole A. Moss Preservation Squad (CAMPS)!! We’re gonna get him away from evil and in bed (Figuratively. Maybe.) with someone much nicer! As first plan, I propose we make him kiss everyone he knows until he figures out who he likes that isn’t evil! It’s a pretty quick way to get this crap sorted that doesn’t require finesse or whatever. That way we can just all pretend this didn’t happen and Coralee can go back to making freshman miserable and leave Cole alone.

She sent him MACAROONS for christ's sake! She’s up to some evil shit. We’ve got to get going on this fast.

You guys know him way better than me so this’ll obviously go smoother if you help, but honestly I’m gonna do this crap whether you guys want to help or not because this is insane and he is just going to get trampled and that is NOT OK.

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Side note I don’t know if his middle name actually starts with an A but CMPS is just dumb so it’s close enough anyways.

Other side note the team name is technically up for debate but I think it's pretty solid.

[OOC: Hilariously I didn't know his middle name actually does start with an A when I made this up. Happy coincidences!]

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	CAMPS auteur 2017-01-07 11:39 am UTC (link)
	Uhhhhh YEAH I'm with Hazel here, Coralee treats Cole like her personal footstool. I mean it's real that Cole REALLY LIKES her but as his dearest friends we really need to be the VOICES OF REASON and point him AWAY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS evercreep 2017-01-07 11:53 am UTC (link)
	Agreeing as well. She'll be just sweet enough to keep him blinded. Micah, you're his oldest friend. You have to talk to him about this. We need a clearer picture of how set he is on her right now. What she's been doing, what she's been saying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS auteur 2017-01-07 11:56 am UTC (link)
	Like SOOOO SET???? Cole's fallen for her hard. You remember the time he got all DRUNK during the Grotto party???? Preeeeetty sure that was because he was so depressed over the cruel vicissitudes of unrequited love screwing him up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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evercreep
2017-01-07 12:06 pm UTC (link)

Ugh, we stayed up until... far too late after he got back because ~~I was upset about Ravi and~~ he needed to talk. I didn't realise it was about her. There's nothing unusual about hopelessly pining after some upperclassman but he was completely trashed. She's so shifty, even when she's behaving, I never imagined that was... his type.

But he's obviously just been tricked. She's manipulated him into seeing something that isn't there.

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auteur
2017-01-07 04:31 pm UTC (link)

I mean kinda the problem is he's NEVER had a type before???? Cole is a mega cute guy, like people have always liked him even before he got his HOTTIE GROWTH SPURT, but Cole's always been Cole, it doesn't mean anything to him that girls think he's cute.

Except OUT OF NOWHERE which isn't really nowhere because Amortentia obv, now it MATTERS A LOT what Coralee thinks.

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	CAMPS lilwitchhazel 2017-01-07 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Is it really worth like.. thinking too much about types and all that crap?? I don't think we're gonna figure that junk out enough to be helpful for us anyways... Does it even matter how much he likes her?! Important thing is: Coralee, evil. Cole, dumb enough about her to be a pathetic lump. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE GUYS. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	CAMPS sheepishly 2017-01-07 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	I think that's because I gave him my punch and vodka to replace the beer he didn't like...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS auteur 2017-01-07 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah OK LITERALLY but Cole doesn't just drink a ton for no reason???? I walked him home after the party and he was really broken up about Coralee. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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