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Hazel Temperance Keating (lilwitchhazel) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-06 22:04:00

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Guys I know some of you aren't excited about parents and shit BUT I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT PARENTS AND SHIT.

[Warded to Susana, Micah, Calvin, and Ennis]

Hey bros of Cole. It's time for real talk.

It has come to my attention that he has completely gone batshit and lost his mind and likes freaking CORALEE MOTHERFUCKING WONG which we all know is just about the worst thing ever for a little sweet weird kid like Cole.

So I think we should save him from the evil clutches of stupid Coralee. Like, for reals save him because this is ridiculous. It’s time for the Cole A. Moss Preservation Squad (CAMPS)!! We’re gonna get him away from evil and in bed (Figuratively. Maybe.) with someone much nicer! As first plan, I propose we make him kiss everyone he knows until he figures out who he likes that isn’t evil! It’s a pretty quick way to get this crap sorted that doesn’t require finesse or whatever. That way we can just all pretend this didn’t happen and Coralee can go back to making freshman miserable and leave Cole alone.

She sent him MACAROONS for christ's sake! She’s up to some evil shit. We’ve got to get going on this fast.

You guys know him way better than me so this’ll obviously go smoother if you help, but honestly I’m gonna do this crap whether you guys want to help or not because this is insane and he is just going to get trampled and that is NOT OK.

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Side note I don’t know if his middle name actually starts with an A but CMPS is just dumb so it’s close enough anyways.

Other side note the team name is technically up for debate but I think it's pretty solid.

[OOC: Hilariously I didn't know his middle name actually does start with an A when I made this up. Happy coincidences!]

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	CAMPS evercreep 2017-01-07 11:44 am UTC (link)
	He doesn't want to. And his interest in Coralee is an active danger to his self-esteem. Ugh, it's really no wonder he's been so down on himself lately if he's been speaking to her all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS gottaplay 2017-01-07 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	Right? Like I've noticed he seems off. He was offering to make my dress for the dance but kept saying I'd want someone with more experience or that I could trust more. Now I know why he didn't think he was good enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS (NOW Ennis is finally concerned) sheepishly 2017-01-07 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	But the dresses he made for the play were so beautiful... Did she really tell him he wasn't good enough? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS evercreep 2017-01-07 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	Probably not even half as directly as that. You don't have to be obvious to cut a person down, you know. If all she did was verbally abuse him, not even someone as forgiving as Cole would allow this. She'd have scared him away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: CAMPS lilwitchhazel 2017-01-08 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Plus she's sneaky she probably knows the worst things to say to him to hit juuuust in the right place without being blatant. :\| (Reply to this) (Parent)

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